Bangkok, India and Armageddon!

The Shah of Persia happens to be a very very good friend of mine. We share the same underwear sometimes, and sometimes, he drives me to work. I once asked him if the world is ever going to end. He replied after some thought, “My friend, the world will end the day Bangkok becomes a part of India!”

As a disclaimer here to nationalists from both India and Bangkok, The Shah wasn’t referring to any of his ambitious plans for expansion, but just stating in an euphemistic way that the world will never end.

But now, I am not so sure! Take a look at this air-route map published by Jet Airways in their in-flight magazine, and focus on the red circle. You’ll have goosebumps! 😀

Image Courtesy: Mitesh Shah

So, I was a bit freaked. So, I youtube’d the phrase “End of the World” and I found this video, which predicts that the world will end in December 2012..!! Help!!

So, what do we do now?? Apparently on December 21, 2012 we are all going to be killed. So, we’ve got a little over 4 years to live. Why waste time! Bring on the beer! 😀

Another disclaimer to paranoid governments abroad – I do not endorse the political views expressed in the above movie. I am politically neutral 😀

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

20 thoughts on “Bangkok, India and Armageddon!

  1. how did tht happen to the air route map 😆
    only by 2012 😕 ..will have to write 12 th board exam for no reason !! dats really sad… 😦

  2. Freaking!!!!
    It seems like i am reading an article published on 1st April…
    Where did you get this stuff from??
    2012??have to do loads of things…

  3. Yeah i did read it somewhere that some calenders like the hindu one is upto 2012 only. Couldnt watch the video as you tube+blog page (only)+ mozilla = no sound! having this prob since few days. Bangkok!! LOL it should have been Raipur actually.

  4. Hmmm…that means we need tu read thru yur blog only till then! 😉

    by the way, pls check this:

  5. i think mother nature is telling all of us to take care of her, or else it will not be possible for her to take care of us!

    like the air traffic map! 🙂

  6. @Nikhil
    Dude, are you trying to fool us or somebody fooled you?

    If you look a little closely at the air-route map “published by Jet Airways” you can clearly see the image has been edited to incorporate ‘BANGKOK’ 😐

    and about the beer thing.. if the world is not gonna end by dec 21 2011 you gonna stop guzzling beer? 😛

  7. @Rekha
    yeah exactly! That map, someone fwded the image to me… But as Sandeep points out, its an obvious forgery… 😀
    And as for your 12th exam, it’ll be a big waste of time… forget it! Go party! 😀

    Hahaha!! Just yesterday, believe it or not, I was talking to someone who’s done research in tsunami warning systems! 😀

    hehehe!! Welcome to MirrocCracked! So much to do, eh? Start cracking…!! 😀

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! I’m glad you like it here! 😀

  8. @Reema
    Yeah that problem is there with my comp too… thats why i watch the video in youtube itself..! 😀

    hahaha… yeah, the feeling’s mutual, isn’t it? 😉
    And sure, I’ll check it out!

    Lol… yeah! Gaia is telling us to look after ourselves! 😀

    I know its an obvious copy-paste thing man! 😀 Just wantted to share the hilarious thought thats all.. 😀
    And me, give up guzzling??? NEH-EVER!! 😀

  9. Bankok, right here in India? I shud have taken Jet airways when i planned my holiday thing. I wud have saved money coz it wud have been still a domestic flight.
    2012? huh? thats close.
    so just 4 more years of blogging.

  10. let’s bring the beer………it’s just four years and there is still lot for mee to seee…………………so let’s arrange a party to start the fun……….

  11. @Xylene
    Yeah man, u missed your chance! 😀
    Next time, I’m going to Bangkok for my vacation, and take a dip in the Ganga! hehehe…

    Yup! Thats the spirit! 😀

    Teleportation is still a long way off, man! They probably had a political rally and changed the name of some indian city to Bangkok! 😀

    Yo, man! Never!! 😀

    Sure thing… Even the shah has a very advanced tsunami warning system! 😀

  12. Killing is certainly not what I think and hope for.

    But yeah a new beginning could be a perfect thing to relate.

    Mayans(mind that they had the most accurate representation of solar phenomena) calendar ends on winter solstice of 2012, some web spiders are indicating financial catastrophe around 2012, scientists says the rotational degree of freedom will increase for earth which means we could be able to go in 5th dimension, some says huge genetic changes such as fragmentation of DNA will take place

    Any change for good i always accepted 🙂

  13. @T
    Hmmm… change for good here implies that we’re all gonna be dead… Nature takes its own sweet time to induce these changes! millions of years,,, and if something like the degrees of freedom is gonna be affected, then the basic laws of physics will go haywire and quite literally, Newton will “turn” in his grave! 😀

  14. Heheheh where did you get that map from? 😀
    Well 2012……..ooh 4 years away-thank god I wont have to sit for my masters exams! Yayayayaaaaayy

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