The twenty-five things that people have found very apparent about me… Some opinions are strange, some border on paranormal and others are totally true. The results of an opinion poll I conducted over the past 24 years are here below. Apparently:

  1. I am dumb.
  2. I am Nature’s biggest mistake.
  3. I am the worst driver in the world.
  4. ! need to exercise a lot and build up this old, worn out body again.
  5. I was a serial killer in my previous birth.
  6. I need to be institutionalized.
  7. I am a good orator.
  8. I am hopeless.
  9. I am not the only one who can whistle without moving my lips.
  10. I need to get a life.
  11. I need to reduce my guzzling, smoking and partying.
  12. I need to find newer pick-up lines.
  13. I flirt a lot.
  14. I gather a lot of nonsense in my head.
  15. I am good at what I do.
  16. I write well.
  17. I sing well.
  18. I am slow in messaging.
  19. I don’t have any self-respect.
  20. I am shameless.
  21. I don’t deserve the good things in life.
  22. I am always shabbily dressed.
  23. I am a dog’s best friend.
  24. I taste good.
  25. I am a teddy bear, who gives really warm and fuzzy hugs.

The list was about 51 opinions long, but I edited them and chose only the ones I thought were worthy enough to be published. In any case, the above opinions were collated from a wide variety of people from all walks of life, purely for statistical purposes. The analysis of the opinions revealed that 40% of the people whom I talked to wanted to kill me and the other 60% were waking up from deep sleep and didn’t know what they were talking about. πŸ˜€

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Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

37 thoughts on “Apparently…

  1. 6,7,8,11 all true ones
    5,9,14,21 strange ones

    24,25 paranormal ones!!!!! U taste good???????????????? πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰ who said that? hope it was a girl πŸ˜›

  2. 3. can be true specially with ur experiments with handsfree πŸ˜€
    & with the little i know u can only say 16 is for sure true πŸ™‚

    BTW m fully awake while writing this πŸ˜€

  3. “I taste good.” whoever said that??? if someone ACTUALLY said that, yu better handover 8 to him/her !!! Yes, like Reema said, hope it was a girl !!

  4. Nikhil: I tried to find you a link but could not so here are the most pertinent bits of the lyrics of a song that comes to mind:

    Well I am running down the road
    Trying to loosen my load
    I got seven women on my mind
    Four that want to own me
    Two that want to stone me
    One says she is a friend of mine

    The name of the song is the essence of this comment πŸ™‚

  5. @Reema
    Yeah, well… the person who said it was high on grass when she licked me… I havent spoken to that kid ever since.. I hope she’s alive… πŸ˜€

    Lol.. Thanks man! πŸ™‚

    No one hugs me… I hug people.. πŸ˜€

    @ S
    Thank god you’re awake.. hehehe… πŸ˜€

  6. @Scorpria
    As i said, it was a “sloshed + high” girl… I was neither, so the opinion is registered in my head… I haven’t spoken to that kid ever since… πŸ˜€

    Gee, thanks man! Nice to know you second these opinions! πŸ˜›

    I want to take it easy, but circumstances forbid it… And freaky enough, just this morning, I was listening to this song! πŸ™‚
    Absolutely lovely song, and the lyrics are now my status msg! πŸ˜€

  7. Dog’ best friend??? gulp…… πŸ˜‰
    Macha you need to be institutionalized- I agree with the amount of memes you’v been tagging yourself….ah ere flies your sanity levels—Love Struck Macha……


  8. @Fruity
    hahaha… yes, i know.. Too many memes to do! I’ve lost count! πŸ˜€
    Can you suggest a few places where I can go and check in!? πŸ˜€

    hehe… yes, lots of people do… πŸ™‚

    I have no idea… i’ve been very objective and just reported the opinions as they were said… No embellishments.. πŸ™‚

    LOL… Funny enough, no one’s told me that! πŸ˜€

    hehe.. Thanks πŸ˜€

  9. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ can’t confirm or deny any of the above… wait a while and i may add to the list πŸ˜‰

  10. 5: hahaaa…you don’t seem to be you were one…. πŸ˜€
    13: Hell lot I guess.. πŸ˜›
    14: What is it?… πŸ˜‰

    And 1, 18 and 23 applies to me. Honestly! πŸ™‚

  11. @Sakhi
    I’m waiting.. .:D

    hahaha… so, should we meet? πŸ˜€

    hehehe… Hooray for dog lovers! πŸ˜€

  12. Nikhil:

    On 14: before there is order, there is randomness, there is chaos. Those who think that your head is full on nonsense are probably happy with the empty space between their ears. Let them be. Nothing new emerges out of a brain that likes to stick to the tried and tested.

    Go for it. Who knows you may even be able to find new pick-up lines! πŸ˜‰

  13. Heyy Nikki,
    1,18,21,22 – Totally disagree, 7,15,16-Totally agree…
    This opinion is from wot i’ve seen n experienced…baki tho…well…no comments ! heheheh ;P πŸ™‚

  14. You sing well eh ? Awesome !! Whaddya sing ? Like Rock stuff huh ?? πŸ˜€

    Shameless Teddy Bear !! Awwwwww! πŸ™‚

  15. Dude – //I taste good?

    Just wanted to know who told you that? πŸ˜› It wasn’t a good thing to write after the whole love episode πŸ˜›

  16. There are many who are seconding so many of these “apparent” opinions. Do you know all of them in person?

    And if you sing well, why don’t you upload music files sung by you. It would be nice.

  17. Let me make sure I got this right – you conducted this over 24 years?

    Would be interesting to see the other 26!

    Thought number 23 was a great one.


  18. Hey dude! well My instinct tells me that u are inee a dog’s best friend, u look quite doggy! buddy! and fine u do lok like a teddy bear!!! fine for the hugs!!!

    I don’t deserve the good things in life.

    May be u deserve only the best things πŸ˜‰

  19. @RJ
    hehe… point noted! πŸ˜€

    I dunno, I haven’t sung for quite a while now… once i record something, i’ll upload it for sure! πŸ™‚

    @Quirky Indian
    yes, 24 long years! πŸ™‚
    I dunno what No. 26 would be… Hmmm

    Thanks man… πŸ˜€

  20. 15, 18, 20, 22 this is what I think about me… πŸ˜€ I don’t know other people!! LOL

    thank you for the visit to my blog… *HUG*

  21. I write well
    I don’t have any self-respect
    I don’t deserve the good things in life
    I am a dog’s best friend
    I taste good


  22. Oh and here is a – some say rightful – claimant to the title of being not just a dog’s but dogs’ best friend:

  23. @Smallstar
    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    oh, et tu!? Nice! hehehe… :mrgreen:

    hahaha! Yeah, I remember reading about this.. Wasn’t the decision reversed by the court, saying that she wasn’t in “sound mental health” when she made the will..? Strange people, really! πŸ˜€

    haha! yeah, its a consolation, isn’t it? πŸ˜€

  24. WOW!u sing very well too,
    .hmmm..we really miss that πŸ˜‰
    ur blessed with too many stuuffs
    u write very well
    u sing very well
    u speak very well
    u make us laugh very well
    u flirt very well πŸ˜›


  25. @Smallstar
    Thanks! πŸ˜€

    Lol.. Thanks! πŸ˜€

    I am?? Hmm… Ok!! If you say so! πŸ˜€

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