For centuries, the Knock-Knock jokes have enthralled us and held us captive in their charm and wit and charisma, and total disregard for pronunciation, punctuation and common sense! They have never failed to bring a smile to our faces and laugh at our own ignorance! Now, the Knock-Knock joke is no more! There is even a Wikipedia page dedicated to this great joke!
This was the conversation, verbatim, that occured on the 18th of July, at 4.59 pm.
Me: Hey Scorpria, mind if I tell you a great Knock-Knock joke?
Scorpria: Oh, not at all! I love them!
Me: Knock! Knock!
Scorpria: Come in! 😀
Doctors, please note the hour of death. Obituaries are called for, and may be deposited in the comments section.
Due to the gruesomeness of the murder, I also call for a discussion to decide the most appropriate punishment for Scorpria. Such murderers cannot be allowed to walk the streets scott-free! Also, please be noted that a motion has been passed to officially christen July 18th as the “Knock-Knock Day,” in loving memory.
Rest In Peace!
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