Fellow blogger and close friend, Scorpria, just killed the “Knock-Knock” joke!
For centuries, the Knock-Knock jokes have enthralled us and held us captive in their charm and wit and charisma, and total disregard for pronunciation, punctuation and common sense! They have never failed to bring a smile to our faces and laugh at our own ignorance! Now, the Knock-Knock joke is no more! There is even a Wikipedia page dedicated to this great joke!
This was the conversation, verbatim, that occured on the 18th of July, at 4.59 pm.
Me: Hey Scorpria, mind if I tell you a great Knock-Knock joke?
Scorpria: Oh, not at all! I love them!
Me: Knock! Knock!
Scorpria: Come in! 😀
…………
Doctors, please note the hour of death. Obituaries are called for, and may be deposited in the comments section.
Due to the gruesomeness of the murder, I also call for a discussion to decide the most appropriate punishment for Scorpria. Such murderers cannot be allowed to walk the streets scott-free! Also, please be noted that a motion has been passed to officially christen July 18th as the “Knock-Knock Day,” in loving memory.
Rest In Peace!
Image Courtesy: metal-archives.com
Motion carried… Murderer! Now what will people do for nonsensical jokes? 😀
In memory of all the great knock-knock jokes, I dedicate this one to all the nonsense created by them. 😛
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Gobangyo”
“Gobangyo who?”
“Gobagnyo head on the wall” 😀
LOL … hilarious..
that was one cold blooded murder
..
😛
knock,knock….knocked out…
Well I kinda side with Scorpria. I never found knock knock jokes that funny. Ant -Elephant ones are funnier. 🙂
Funny.
I like knock knock jokes that have to be acted out. Adds a little something extra.
@Anniyan
Lol..!! That was funny! Very nice dedication! 😀
@Arvind
Yes, it was!! 😀
@Vishesh
hehehe!! Good one! 😀
@Reema
I totally agree, but knock-knock jokes are stupider, which makes them funnier! 😛
@Christine
Hehehe… Never really tried it that way… Looks like fun! 😀
aiiyyooo paaaapa! all sad. my condolences 😦
hahaha that was gud! I wud have said the same 😆 those aren’t funny at all !!
They are funny. I have one.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A moss.
A moss who?
A mosquito.
😆
😆
So there. The Phoenix rises. 🙂
Horrible Hagar, thats what his name should be.. not Scorpia!! Cold blooded murder!
I necer liked knock knock anyway.. am happy somebody killed him.. he needs to rewarded for this you know! 😀
@La Vida Loca
Hhehe! Thanks! 😀
@Rekha
How could you say that?? 😀
@Amit
Haha! Good one… See, some ppl just don’t appreciate it! 😀
@Aparna
Thank you! I am so glad you agree!!
@Balu
Hehehe! Come on, macha! You’ve gotta accept they’re a bit funny! 😀
Nikhil:
To add to Amit’s,
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ana?
Ana who?
Another mosquito..
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ana?
Yeta who?
Yet another mosquito..
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke…
I had never heard of these jokes!! But after I read this post, I asked a few people, and we practiced – total silliness! 🙂
Scorpia, I salute you. 😀
😀 😀
@Balu yeyy!! yippee!! I totally agree with u.
@Nita Wow!!! u were ignorant of the torture so long!! Lucky u. And I guess now u support me,Balu and Priya. 😀 😀
@Shefaly
Hahaha!! Very nice! I’m sure you made those up yourself, didn’t you? 😀
@Nita
Hehehe!! come on, aren’t they a eeny teeny weeny bit funny? 😀
@Sandeep
Yeno maga, summne smiley haakthya? Write an obituary! 😀
@Reema
Lol… 😀
@ Nikhil:
The mosquito jokes are old. But my friend’s son and I make up and send each other knock-knock jokes on text all the time. We also do terrible meaning very good puns (and my thesis is full of them too – obesity affords countless opportunities e.g. ‘childhood obesity is a growing problem’, ‘pharma co.s see jumbo profits in anti-obesity pills).
Oh and the child is 8. I always say that jokes require a supremely well-developed lateral intelligence, presence of mind, quick wit and a tongue that can keep up with the brain. 🙂
OH ! seems like you guys are killing many jokes these days !
Hilarious man !. did u kill her?
lolololol…..I too am knocked out 😀
Ha….. ha…….. ha…
In vandu smiley kodtiya! 🙂 🙂
sumne smiley! 🙂
hehehehehhehehehehehehehe….
My deepest condolences !
Its a sadddd day ..*sniff*
😀
Muderer Muderer!!!! 😀
I thought I commented here!!!
But I have not!!!
Knock Knock
kaun hai?
Kamlakar
Kamlakar kaun?
Kamala car leke gaya hai jaldi khol 😀
kamlakar == kamla car
LOL …….. funny man 😛
and thanks for the new info …. hi hi never hard of this knock knock thingie
hehe.. that was hilarious.. better than all knock-knock jokes 🙂
hahaha! Oops! I’m so sorry.. I know what you should do.. Go to Scorpria’s home and break his calling bell (i presume he has one).. and he will be stuck in the “knock-Knock” world FOREVER!!
@Raji Scorpria is a girl 😀
I’m back, dear and sweet Nikhil! 😀 I missed u very muchhh!!
*hugs*
🙂 Long live knock-knock !
@Nikhil
Thanks dude. Hail the knock-knock jokes 😛
@Amit
Phoenix indeed! 😀
@Shefaly
Cool. Those are some of my favorites. Keep ’em coming.
Here is another one I came up with this one myself.
Knock-knock?
Who’s there?
Open!
Open who?
Open the stupid door you idiot!
😛 😀
So how is it??? Btw, any of you heard of mama jokes or NOT jokes?
It goes something like this…
Nikhil and I are partners in crime… NOT!!!
PS: Many people might not find this funny due to the heavy sarcasm involved.
@Shefaly
‘childhood obesity is a growing problem’, ‘pharma co.s see jumbo profits in anti-obesity pills’
Hehehe.. Best puns I’ve read ever!
@Xylene
The thought did cross my mind…
@ S
Oh, poor you!
@Sakhi
Hey, I didn’t know you knew Kannada!
@Mystiquedew
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Yes, sad day indeed!
@Chakoli
Hehehe! Yeah! Maaro! Maaro!
@Suda
Hehehe!! good one!
@Dinu
You’ve never heard of this before? Oh god! You’re missing something, man!
@Sandeep
Lol!! What to do with such ppl?
@Raji
Hehehe!! I guess so!
@Reema
Hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Smallstar
Yay! You’re back!
@Radesh
Yes!! Long live knock-knock!
@Anniyan
Hehehe! Thanks! And yea, I know all the yo-momma jokes around…
And the NOT jokes are actually a game, aren’t they? Campfire games…?
@Nikhil: btw, how are u? 😀 *kissesssss*
@Nik: LOL… (do I have to say anything more? 😛 ) nice-joke btw..!
write a blog about them 😀 😛
The murderer decides tu show herself 😀 😀 😀 ! (i’m a she, ppl…not he, his and him!!) And Nikhil, pls, i beg tu differ…Like Nita, i wasnt aware of knock-knock jokes :D… I’m more of the ant elephant person 😀 ut well, i adapt well tu jokes 😀
Anyways, for the dead jokes’ souls…here’s a dedication:
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
Me who, me who, me who waahiwaahiyaaa…
(tht’s the beginning of a tamil song from the movie Bhima 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 )
Salpaa salpaa barate! 🙂 I studied my MBBS at Davangere, Karnataka!
hahahaha…. knock knock getting knocked out~~ 😀
just remembered this wierdo joke-
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…! 😉
@Smallstar
I’m good! How’re you!!? 😀
@Joel
hehehe! That says everything! 😀
@Scorpria
yeah, good idea, man! 😀 I shall consider it!
@Scorpria
Stop killing them!! 😀
@Sakhi
Oh wow! A Doctor!! 😀
@Aaarti
HehehheE!!! Good one! 😀
Have a great day darlingggg btw, I’m well thank u! 🙂 kiss
My apologies to Scorpria 🙂
Funny Funny Funny! LOL !
Late I am… but I HAVE to share this mother of all knock-knocks!
Knock knock
Whos there
Mehmood
Mehmood who?
Main mood me nahi hoon
Knock knock
Whos there
Menaka
Menaka who?
Maine ka(ha) na main mood me nahi hoon
Knock knock
Whos there
Bela
Bela who?
Beladi fool maine ka(ha) na main mood me nahi hoon
*runs away before getting hit*
@Nik – One from me 🙂
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked! 😛
Here’s the hostelers version
Knock Knock ?
Kaun hai?
DDum?
Kaun DDUM?
Abey use the fu**** condom and don’t spoil the sheets….
Ha ha ha, I had fun going through the post and the comments.
Great!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Sorry, I don’t know who you are.