Poll Results And Talking T-Shirts!

Wow, it’s good be strong enough to click the mouse button again! Past one week, I’ve been struck down by a strange illness that left me too weak to do anything and had me shivering like a butt-naked man standing at the North Pole. The symptoms mirrored those of malaria, but it turns out that it’s not. Thank God for that! 😀

Since last Friday, all I’ve been able to achieve with any degree if success is to have the weirdest dreams possible. A diseased mind is the devil’s canvas, they say, and oh boy, did he paint! The most vivid dream I had had was that of The Talking T-Shirt. In a nutshell, my T-shirt begged and cried and pleaded with me not to put it into the washer, and when I told it that I had to put it in the washer and that I had no choice, it said that it understood and that it hoped to see me if it was still alive. 😀

Apart from this, I spent the weekend in Chennai with some friends, and was hoping to catch a play in the the Chennai Theater Festival, but didn’t happen. I have fully recovered from my strange illness and this morning, I sat down and analyzed the results of the opinion poll, and found some very interesting percentages.

As of Monday, August 11th, 9 am IST, there were 68 comments, and when I went through them all, I found the following trend, which has been captured in the chart below:

45 % of the respondents felt that taller women were more attractive.

40 % of the respondents felt that shorter women were more attractive.

15 % of the respondents declined to comment and felt that they were on the wrong page. 😀

So, all in all, quite an intriguiging poll, and due to popular demand, I am going to write a post on What Women Want, something on which most of you would definitely have an opinion about.

All the people who’ve visited my blog for the first time in the past week, welcome to MirrorCracked! 😀 And thanks everyone for your support during my time of illness, I am truly honored to have friends like you.
I am back in full force now, and will be posting regularly and not to mention, spamming all your blogs with my insane comments! 😀

Cheers! 😀

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

49 thoughts on “Poll Results And Talking T-Shirts!

  1. Yaaayyyyyy…MACHA IS BACK..should be the hawt post on wordpress……….
    I am so bloody glad..you back..and I am not even gonna ask what disease yu had- you all GODS weirdest things happen to you…
    So whatever it was-so happy its over and you’re your perky self again..
    I will be waiting for your take on what women want…


  2. And hehehe thanks for commenting on my blog FOR THE STARTERS!!!
    HAHAHHAA……Other surfers- huh I am the CHOSEN ONE!
    (shuuuussh Nikhil- dont tell others about the deal we had)

  3. @Mahak
    Hehehe!! Machi!! Obviously I’d visit you first! 😀
    My disease doesn’t have a name, its apparently some mutated virus! hehehe…

  4. 🙂 glad to see you back with *full force* and your taliking t-shirt was great… now you know for sure that you ARE a God’s ‘yo-yo’ 😛 😛

    waiting for ‘what women want’ post, a post especially from a man! 😛 🙂

  5. WELCOME BACK!!! 😀 Talking T shirt,eh?? I have had my share of bad dreams in feverish delirium but not such a weird one.

    Still waiting for more of ur insane comments on my posts unread by u. Dont think u will comment on only two and get away with it.

  6. @Reema
    Ahem! I’m at work so it’s gonna take some time for me to go thro all the pending posts.. But I will, eventually, by the end of the day… 😀

    Yup! It’s a balanced world! 😀

    Yay! You’re on wordpress!! Congrats! 😀
    And diplomacy is my third middle name after yo-yo and moron! 😀

  7. Heyyyyyaaaa, crackedmirror is back…. I mean mirroredcrack……I mean ok NIkhil is back 😀

    Poor viruses, they must have had bad time of their life inside you (except those who are alcoholic) 😛

    And results aren’t as I expected 😦 I thought most of people like LONG legs 😛 as I do 😀

    Waiting for comments on my blog …….

    :D:D:D Suda

  8. @suda
    Hahahaha!!! I’m working my way through my long long blogroll, so I’ll eventually get to your blog in a while… It’s been a terrible week, dude! You feel sorry for the viruses? Think about me! 😀

  9. welcome back 😛
    did u miss ur beer 😀
    what women want..
    oh boy oh boy ..i am wating for that !!!
    make it fast .. 😛

  10. very interesting analysis and glad to see that height doesn’t matter, well, not too much anyway. One should also ask those who wanted tall women what height they were and same for those who liked shorter women!
    As you are going to write a post on what women want, I can say that I wanted someone who had a sense of humour and someone who treated me as an equal. It just happened that he was good looking as well. 😉

  11. Nice middle names you have 🙂
    Talking Tee… Thought men usually cave in to the insane requests of the dirty tees & jeans to not wash them and spare them the agony 🙂
    btw, Thank you for dropping by

  12. @Nita
    Hehe! Ok, I’ll make a note of that! 😀

    Lol… That may be the case with most men! let’s see! 😀

    Hey, I’m good now, thanks! Missed all of you too! 😀

  13. oh gosh !!! yu’re back???? 😮 😛
    talking t-shirt and all, huh? isnt tht jus another excuse to avoid baths?? 😀 😀 yu can now say even yur clothes don like it 😀 😀

    grt tu have yu bac!!! post away what is now the ‘most awaited post’ on wordpress 🙂

  14. @Sandeep
    Hehehe! But still, it’ll be fun to show them how much we know! 😉

    Aa raha hoon! 😀

    Lol… Trust me, it’ll be worth the wait! 😀

    Yes, sir! I did! 😀

    Thanks! 🙂
    Yeah, your kind seem to be in demand! 😀

    @Withering Willow
    Oh, you’ll be surprised at how much we men know! 😀

    Yeah! My personal opinion is a shorter woman! 😀

    Yeah, I’m back! 😀
    It’s not an excuse to avoid bathing… Please! I’m not like you! hehehe…
    The most awaited post, huh? It’s gonna be worth the wait… 🙂

  15. @Meg Actually Nikhil posted incomeplete sentence. 45% like tall women but not taller than themselves in any condition. 😀

  16. Welcome back Nikhil! Did your illness turn you into having a slight super power like Mel Gibson in “What Women Want”? are you going to be able to listen to Women’s feelings? BTW, thanks for commenting on my blog for the batman post. But I have to say u will be driving the Auto Rickshaw as bat mobile since we are doing a low budget remake.

  17. Oye!!!

    I fall in niether of the category…I was sitting on the wall and watching only….

    Where is the cateogry for me
    Where is the cateogry for me
    Where is the cateogry for me
    Where is the cateogry for me

  18. oh good god, u r back !

    Disappointing to see the poll results though !

    and buddy, are u serious with the what women want post ? I am sure many of us are going to regret 😀

  19. Ohh so it seems almost a tie there,but the highest were with my view of tall women!
    And thanx for the comment as well as blogrolling!How is the talking T-shirt?!?Let’s hope you meet him again soon 😀 ..
    Come up with more such interesting posts,and let us also know what women want 😉
    Well,you are in my blogroll as well.

  20. @Reema
    Ahem… Ok… 😀

    @Dinesh Babu
    Thanks man! it’s good to be back… Mel Gibson is a jerk! My powers are far more better! Wait and watch! 🙂
    And I don’t mind driving an auto for a batmobile… I can do some pretty neat stunts in a three-wheeler! 😀

    “S”…? Is that you?? Damn, didn’t recognize you there for a sec..! Your category is unique, my dear… Very diplomatically, you’ve told me that you’re neither very tall nor very short and that you’re perfectly happy with your height… So, it shouldn’t matter to you at all! You’re like me, a fly on the wall, watching the fun! 😀

    I like this name for you, so I’ll stick to it! 😀
    The poll had a pretty predictable outcome, man! I’m not disappointed… 😀

    @La Vida Loca
    Thanks! I think I will! 😀

    Thanks man, Yes I’m back! 😀
    Disappointed, eh? Ok, Lemme make it up to you with the next post! Trust me, it’s gonna be worth the wait! 😀

    Thanks for rolling my blog! 😀
    And yes, I have a duty to all you readers to keep up the excitement level on MirrorCracked! 😀

  21. So u back 🙂

    good for you 😀

    LOL…about the poll :))

    yups yups we want “what women want”…that too a men telling us 😀

  22. @Reema
    Hey I don’t mind girl taller than me 😀
    par ab kya fayda….. gadi to station se nikal chuki hai………..I am on board now 😀

  23. Yesss!!!! Thats me…

    BTW last time someone wrote on “What Woman Want” I had pounced on him *evil grin :D*

    And now am waiting for you to post the post quickly so that I can post my comment in ur post whenever u post it 😀

  24. yeah yeah,wish had a cute face to match the height also 😦 😦 😦 sob sob

  25. @Chakoli
    Hehehe! Lol… 🙂

    Heel or flats? Quite a quandary indeed! 😀

    Ahem… Lol! 😀

    hehehe! There you go! It’s up! Pounce on me now! 😀

    Awwww… come on! I think you’re cute! 😀

    Yeah, man! Someone nailed it shut too! 😀

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