Dear Asshole,
It’s been nice knowing you for so long. Really, when you stumbled upon my blog a month ago, I never realized we would be forging such a strong bond of indifference. With all that’s been happening in my life right now – work tensions, women, money issues, women, health issues, women, etc – I really think that I can do without your incessant stupidity.
You remind me of an ancient monkey-like creature that has been dead for a million years; it died because it mistook professional courtesy for unconditional love. Of course, since I haven’t even met you, I don’t know whether you actually look like the stupid monkey-like creature, but I’d put my money on it.
You are sexually insecure and your parents hate you. You were a mistake to begin with. You were the result of one night’s heavy drinking nine months before you were born. Your parents are ashamed of you, aren’t they? That’s why they named you like that. You are ashamed of your lineage, and you can’t do anything about it, except roam around the blogosphere harassing people when you could do something useful like kill yourself.
All said and done, my dear dear Asshole, I still like you. I like you a lot, because the world needs people like you. Where else will the scientific community get human specimens for experimental trials? Where else will car manufacturers get dummies for their crash tests? The world would have a boring place without you, my friend.
My dear Asshole, I salute you with a lot of feeling, but I am sorry that you can’t see which finger I’m holding up. Go rot in hell.
Sincerely,
God’s Yo-Yo
Disclaimer: Asshole is real. He is an Asshole. He is an ancient monkey-like creature. Maybe someday, when he kills himself, I’ll throw a grand party where I’ll reveal his name, Till then, let’s play the guessing game. 😀
Boy, you are pissed !!! Just block the person.
Man… there goes my real identity..
now where the f did i keep the gun?
@Chirax
LOL, yeah! I’ve done that already! Any way I can block him from commenting?? 😀
@Perx
Hahaha!! Don’t worry, it’s not you!! 😛
Whoa !!!! That was something!!!
Relax buddy. you shouldnt have even wasted your time writing about him/her.
Hmm .. hope the said person knows you have written about him 🙂
@Vimal
Hehehe… I had to… I had to vent it all out, dude! 😀
@Avionic Spanker
Oh, I hope he reads it… 😀
But I didnt get that in my inbox…
Dude, That was one awesomely written letter!!!
Hope you have vented it out enough!!!
https://mirrorcracked.wordpress.com/wp-admin/options-discussion.php
On this page, add his name, nickname, IP, email id and all possible thing s to block list. This will prevent him from commenting here!!
Anyway, I really can’t imagine someone can hate someone so much!!! Honestly, I still am unable to hate my friend who literally back-stabbed me, I just don’t talk with him, thats it. But I don’t hate him actually!!
I wish there wouldn’t be any antonyms to Love and friendship in future!!!
Cheers!!
“Ancient Monkey-like creature”? Nikhil, I’m shocked you think I’m ancient. 🙂
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com
@Barath
Hehehe! Thanks man! 🙂
@Suda
Hahaha! Thanks for the info! And yeah, some people deserve to be hated with all your heart! 😀
@Quirky Indian
It’s NOT you!! 😛
It’s NOT you!! 😛
It’s NOT you!! 😛
Hehehehe!!
Nikhil:
‘Hatred is not the opposite of love; apathy is.’ You give people you hate too much importance by discussing them, on your well-read blog. 🙂
@Shefaly
Yeah, I guess it’s true. But how else do I vent it out?? 😀
Hey 😦
bad part 😦
just block him ….
Calm down macha !!!
I’m sure that it’s not me !! ..
@Chakoli
Yeah, I’ll block him! 😀
@Soham
Of course it’s not you, man! 😀
Whoa!! someone is mad!!! Cool down buddy 🙂 and yeah like a lot of people have mentioned before… just block him/her. That ways you wont be bothered!! 🙂
Have a nice day 🙂
hmmm… so its out in the open and done and dusted with!! Now as everybody has advised you, block the moron and live and let live in peace 😛 😛
Oh………..
😐
Are you going to reveal the name later ?!! 😀
yeah why dont u just block him ..
who is he.. can u plzz reveal his name???
is it me? 😛 i bet it is 😛 but i have been on your blog for longer 😛 in fact for about 6 months and i dont i am blocked yet…:P so it is not me 😛
@Nova
Hehehehe! Yeah, I’ve blocked him! 😀
@Sakhi
Hahaha!! Yeah!! 😀
@Priya
Yeah! I’ll reveal it later! 😀
@Anu
I’ve blocked him, but I can’t reveal his name right now!! 😀
@Vishesh
No man! it’s not you! 😀
wow….i hope u feel better now after penning ur feelings:)
wow….i hope u feel better now 🙂
There are bad elements everywhere. Even in blogosphere! So just be a bit careful, you can block him/her like Suda said. May be you should reveal his name for the benefit of others. So we can be careful too.
Oh is this an example to the online effect that I read about? I am awful at guessing games; but I just hope that person gets the message! 🙂
is he there in your blog roll?
I think you can create “hate mail templates’ some for free and some premium, for paid users LOL
yea, is he in your blogroll?
ROFL!!!!! 😀
sum1 is really driving u crazy!! Bets its a guy…doesn’t sound the least bit like a girl….besides, from ur previous posts, i dont think a girl can irritate u to this extent… 😉
If it was a she would u have written such a post? 😛
Waiting to know the name!!
oh…dint read the he in the disclaimer earlier… 😛
So he/ she has already been blocked…was it me??? lemme see if my comment appears 🙂
Oh!! My comment has come up..
I agree with Shefaly’s view 🙂 So Chill!!!!
Dude are you going to unmask this criminal 😀 , so that we can arrange a DOS attack on his/her Blog.
Oh, then it must be YOU
Guys, it should be a ‘he’. Though his post never reveals the gender, his comments do !!!
Your welcome, Nikhil 😉
Out with the name buddy. atleast, give us a clue…
At first I thought u were talking about the anus….going by the comments may be not.
#%!# ’em stupid ppl
@ Nikhil:
“..how else do I vent it out??”
Forget the person. Go for a round of kick boxing instead 🙂
Ahh , Its a He . . .you do know I am a girl , right ? 😛 . .
Shefaly: Round of kick boxing sure helps…but let me tell ya this vent helps too 😉 don’t know about Nikhil though 😀
OMG 😯 ….this is hilarous then your other posts -:idea: this made me comment for the first time after reading so many of your posts.
I just cant stop Laughing…oops:oops: 😯 …Hope itz not me…:lol: ..
U have a great blog. cool:
smylees dint work 😦 🙄
Such pests sure ruin the party!!!! just ignore/block this monkey!!! 🙂
Not worth getting upset over… such peopl are not worth our time…. 🙂
have a good day!!
@Bhu
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Yes, I feel much much better now!!
@Dinesh
Yeah, I know… I’ll reveal his name soon… He’s an asshole!
@Apar
I’m sure he will!
@Vishesh
No man! He’s not on my blogroll!
@Dinu
Hahahaha!! Good idea! And no, he’s not on my blogroll!
@Kaddhu
Hahaha! Yeah, it’s a guy!
@Reema
Patience, my dear…
@Smita
Hahahahahaaha!!! Of course it’s not you!!!!!!!!!! 😛
@Chirax
LOL… Yeah! We should launch the biggest DOS attack ever recorded in history!!
@Priya
LOL… No!! 😛
@Vimal
Hehehehe!! The disclaimer clearly suggests its a guy, dude!
@La Vida Loca
Yeah! I know! Fuck them!
@Shefaly
Kick boxing… Hmmm… Fartastic idea!!
I shall do that!
@Piyu
LOL… Yeah!! And it’s not you, so don’t worry!
@Apar
Kickboxing definitely helps!!
@Rainzz
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Finally, you comment! Hehehe… and yeah, smileys didn’t work… 🙂
@Aaarti
Hahahaha! Yeah, thanks! 🙂
I’m on your blogroll. So it is not me. Hurraaaayyyyy!!
By the way, let me tell you, I am very unpopular in the blogosphere. because my name Trojan sounds like a virus and my blog name kissplease.net sounds like a porn blog. So people are very skeptical about visiting my blog.
But you calm down.you have already blocked the person so not to worry abt him anymore.
Nikhil..Sheesh, stop it…u gotto find some lady-like curses fer me :p
OH MYGOD .,.
what was this.. ???
whats happening around in blogosphere ..
before reema and now u
who is it ???
do we know him ?? 😛
hehehe who is it ???? very curious ! lets give him a nice kick ,come on i say,temme !
w-o-w! sounds familiar, though im sure it’s not the same person 😉
Oh Oh Oh! Are you mad!! 😯
Hmm..you are really angry ..Leave shitty people aside and move on..some people are not worth our time and effort and it is lame to waste our precious moments by ‘getting angry ‘ at them..Ignoring them is the best reply.
wow..a well written letter to an asshole.i stumbled on your letter on my research on how to write a letter to an asshole. i was unlucky enough to have encountered two super assholes in the past three years.ended my friendships with both of them recently.now pondering on whether i should vent some truth out about one of the asshole guys on his facebook wall which of course will surely be deleted shortly after. just hope some of his friends get to read it. i’m not even gonna write words like”asshole”and stuff.it’s just gonna stoop me down to their lowly level.
i agree that the opposite of “love”isn’t hatred, but i feel for you too that after being hurt, it’s hard to have complete apathy.that’s something i’m still working on myself now.but after posting that on his wall,i will delete him from every aspect of my life.
hope you are doing better and feeling better now. life is still good!!!!!!
Hi, I have to deal with several major AH’s in my family! They worm into my brain and gleefully wreak havoc! But it’s hard for me to understand how someone who you never met in person and only communicated with in writing, for a short time, was able to be so aggravating. What did he think to say, to a stranger, and only in writing, that would so effectively unnerve you?