Encyclopedia Of The Eternally Lazy

People like me who are eternally lazy need a ready-to-use encyclopedia, something that is easy to use, easily indexed, heavily archived and doesn’t involve moving more muscles than required. Google Search beautifully fits into this category, so much that a whole meme is based on Google Images. Apar tagged me to do this a long time ago, and very subtly, she reminded me that it’s still pending.

The objective is to type the answers to all these questions in a Google Image Search field and pick an image from the first page of hits. Quite an interesting assignment – it’s very misleading in it’s simplicity. πŸ™‚

Here goes:

1. The age you will be on your next birthday…


2. A place you would like to travel to…

the dark side of the moon!
The dark side of the moon!

3. Your favorite place…

toilet humor
The Loo...

4. Your favorite food…

anything edible
Anything Edible!

5. Your favorite pet…

hot dogs

6. Your favorite color combination…

any color that blends in
Any thing that blends in!

7. Your favorite piece of clothing…

hiking boots

8. Your favorite TV show…

small wonder
Small Wonder!

9. First name of your significant other…


10. The town in which you live…


11. Your first job…

Programmer 'Anal'yst!

12. Your dream job…

relaxation therapist
Sleep Therapist!

13. A bad habit you have…

rationalizing alcohol consumption
Rationalizing Alcohol Consumption!

14. Your worst fear…

i will never have her back
... is that I will never have her back!

15. What would you like to do before you die?

Grow Old...
Grow Old...

I hereby kill this tag right here…

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

30 thoughts on “Encyclopedia Of The Eternally Lazy

  1. oh.. thats a cool way of doing a tag.. Me too love small wonder. Same pinch. With giving laughter everywhere.. I think you have become serious in the last two.. didn’t expected that from you

  2. Meanie!! You are killing the tag…rather I should yell murder!!
    Maybe you should tag those who commented before me…seems like they like it πŸ˜‰
    And Crazy? Your Jodha…but then she must be if she is your gal right?
    Thanks for doing the tag πŸ˜€

  3. Wow !! .. That was a good tag done, macha !!

    I’m so grateful to you that u killed the tag right there .. I hv got so many pending tags in my belly and I don tknow when I am gonna complete it .. I hope this act of mine does not offend the taggers !!

  4. why do you want to kill the tags all the time… many people doesn’t get tagged like you in blogosphere… sometimes open tags maybe the ones that tend to sustain them… don’t you think so?

  5. Your first job was quite an interesting one :P…… I m Sure the picture matched in the profile perfectly πŸ˜›

  6. wow … awesome pics.. πŸ˜€
    loved them all ..
    best is 12th one .
    call me if u get any job like that ..
    pay can be negotiated πŸ˜€ :D.

  7. Sleep Therapist πŸ˜€

    BTW Small Wonder was for sure wonderful but I hope u have seen how it was killed by some Indians πŸ˜‰

  8. Why do you have to go to the darker side of the moon????

    and you would never have her back?? I thot you already have a jodha now!!!

    and for 12th…buddy, not in front of these kids!!! and yeah, the ladies too!!!

    Nicely done tag, but I still dont understand why are people against tags!!!

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