The Love Guru, Part Deux: Club Singles! :)

Club Singles!
Club Singles!

Single people are single for a reason. They are either hideously ugly, dangerously misinformed about human anatomy or just plain unlucky, among other weirder reasons. For people who’re currently single, which includes me, ironically, I’ve decided to roll out a brand new strategy for attracting members of the opposite sex. Obviously, my advice in The Love Guru hasn’t worked if you’re still single.

I was having this very enlightening conversation with Aravind last night, when we realized that being single isn’t all that bad. By being single:

  • We save a lot of money
  • We save a lot of time
  • We save a lot of energy
  • We can ogle at cute/handsome creatures of the opposite sex without that pang of guilt
  • We don’t need to be near our cell phones all the time
  • We don’t need to worry about getting drunk and puking
  • We don’t have any tensions at all, while doing anything!

Looks like an excellent strategy, doesn’t it? Actually, it is! So good is the strategy that The Love Guru actually recommends it for people. Seriously, be single and you’ll live longer. Your gray hair will take a longer time to make their appearance, and you’ll be broke two weeks after you receive your paycheck, instead of one week, if you were seeing/dating/committed to someone. Makes sense, right? πŸ˜€

So, mark this day, people. November 11, 2008 – the day on which The Love Guru officially declares that being single is the ‘in’ thing, no puns intended.

Club Singles is available on Orkut for now. The Facebook counterpart will be up and running soon. So, if you’re not single, then read The Dummy’s Guide To Breaking Up, ditch them, become single and join Club Singles!

PS: Free beer and peanuts for the first 30 people who sign up! πŸ˜€

Cheers!

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35 thoughts on “The Love Guru, Part Deux: Club Singles! :)

  1. Hmm so which one are you? Hideously ugly or misinformed about anatomy or unlucky? πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

    I would so like to be the devil’s advocate but then to avoid being conferred totally unsuitable and undesirable titles, I will refrain from commenting frankly.
    “LOL πŸ˜€ Good post!”

  2. Yaaaaaay I’m single!! 8) So my fundamental right of flirting with any girl is still intact πŸ˜€

    I’m the first one to comment here and I’ve also joined the community on Orkut….so I should get double the free beer and peanuts πŸ˜›

  3. @Reema
    In light of your recent refusal to comment frankly, I hereby declare you Reema ‘Spoilsport’ Auntie… πŸ˜€
    In response to your query, I hope I am not hideously ugly, I am well-versed with anatomy and I’ve been lucky… I chose to be single… πŸ˜€

    @Nick
    Hahahaha!!
    Nice recovery! πŸ˜€
    Go ahead and flirt, my boy! πŸ™‚

  4. lol! good post! Wondering which category I would get into!! 😐
    What happened to your recent Jodha?!
    Reema: Oh please be frank and comment!

  5. Atta boy, nikhil. I am already in. Infact I owned a similar community in orkut a year back — “Frustrated Singles”, passed the ownership to my friend when I deleted my first account in orkut.

    Being single rocks :

    1) no unnecessary n cheap pressure (anywhere πŸ˜‰ )
    2) more time for ourselves
    3) no weird and nagging questions to answer (where were you? why cant you change? when will we get married ? )
    4) no need to ‘act’ civilised πŸ˜‰

    No chain, No pain !!! — This should be our motto, howzzat ????

    Count me in for orange juice and peanuts !!

  6. lol ,Nice post πŸ˜€ . . . I completely agree . . . . And hurray I am single , u gotto add another entry to your “single’s reason list” , some people are single because they are very very very wise πŸ˜€ (Like moi) . . . .

  7. I think it’s my lucky day.. I stumbled across this blog quite by accident and have a feeling that it is going to provide me with many a hour of entertainment (and i mean that in the best way possible)..!! brilliant work man .. BTW ive joined the club .. when do v drink?

  8. “They are either hideously ugly, dangerously misinformed about human anatomy or just plain unlucky, among other weirder reasons”

    Ahem ! πŸ˜›

    Being single may be ‘in’ but it still does suck at times :-/

    As much as I’d love to join the orkut community, I’ve decided against it πŸ™‚ You can go ahead and have the beer on my behalf πŸ˜›

  9. @Reema
    Shoo!! πŸ˜€

    @Apar
    Hehehe! I dunno, you tell me! πŸ˜€

    @Smita
    Yup! Totally!! πŸ˜€

    @Vimal
    Hahahaha!! Frustrated Singles! Good one! πŸ˜€

    @Kaddu
    Hehehe! πŸ™‚
    Lemme know what his reaction is! πŸ˜€

    @Piyu
    Yeah, likewise! πŸ˜‰

    @Aravind
    Hehehe! Yeah man! The world is filled with them! πŸ™‚

    @La Vida Loca
    Sure… No problem! πŸ˜€

    @Rishabh
    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    Thanks for dropping in… Let’s get drunk! πŸ˜€

    @Karmalove
    Aw, come on! It doesn’t suck always! πŸ˜€

  10. I am little confused. I am not singe (You Know Who πŸ˜€ ) but still I come under every category below

    * We save a lot of money
    * We save a lot of time
    * We save a lot of energy
    * We can ogle at cute/handsome creatures of the opposite sex without that pang of guilt
    * We don’t need to be near our cell phones all the time
    * We don’t need to worry about getting drunk and puking
    * We don’t have any tensions at all, while doing anything!

    May be, your theory is lagging somewhere or I am hell biggest exception? πŸ˜€

  11. @Lively
    Sour grapes can be used in wine! πŸ˜‰
    Think of it that way!

    @Suda
    Hmmm… I think you’re an exception! πŸ˜€

    @Quirky Indian
    LOL… Yeah, that’s true! πŸ˜€

    @Sakhi
    Smiley-woman! πŸ˜€

  12. Well well well!!! agree with being single bit is ‘ in’ but Sir… some of the ‘eternal’ single ppl I know are single and rocking smart!!

    May be u can help my fiction character Jim…a few weeks back i started writing about a fiction character …with the thot that so many books …Tv footage goes to ‘ single women’ …so wht not a guy ‘single in the city’ …. but i’m struggling to think like him!…in his shoes ….
    He can be a ‘early bird enrolment for your club’
    http://www.in-his-shoes.blogspot.com/

  13. Like Reema, out of sheer politeness I shall control the thoughts flooding my mind! πŸ˜€
    But hey I enjoyed reading this post.

  14. @Soham
    LOL… it’s up to you! πŸ˜€

    @Shoe Girl
    Sounds like a good idea… I’ll think of something for Jim and his love-life… πŸ˜€

    @Nita
    Hehe! I think you should just say it out! πŸ˜€

    @Kanagu
    Cheers! πŸ˜€

    @Vishesh
    Neither… πŸ˜€

  15. We don’t need to worry about taking a bath everyday.
    We can do it when WE want to . once in a week? once in a month?…..

  16. That’s totally true.. can’t agree more with the advantages of being single..
    You can be ‘just friends’ with anyone πŸ˜€

    @Above comment from Pooja
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  17. I’ve been reading a bit about Sun Signs off late, and I read about the Leo Man – That he is perpetually in Love!

    That explains why you write so much about Love! Why then, would you, the Ultimate Leo Man want to be Single?

    Unless your ulterior motive for the singles club is to meet another Jodha, which then would defeat the purpose of a singles club, I understand not, oh knight!

  18. at last! the trend is ‘in’ πŸ˜€ thnk god tht i wont be looked upon as a out of the earth creature! not tht it is tht way now, but u can neva avoid tht feeling na… πŸ˜›

  19. True, there are lots of advantages being single. You can drink and puke without being concerned be it a male or female. But when you are married nature has it that Female is the one that always pukes (during pregnancy).

  20. LOL, I think, being single and not being single has its own pros and cons, its just that when you are not single, you realise that being single has more pross…LOL πŸ˜›

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