Oops, He Did It Again! :)

Deve Louda Gowda - The Art Of Holding An Entire City At Ransom!
Deve Gowda - The Art Of Holding An Entire City At Ransom!

Every country has it’s fair share of jackass politicians and India perhaps has the most. Topping the list of overachievers is the supremely anal Deve Louda Gowda. He was the Prime Minister of the country a while back, and during his stint, India stooped to an all time low. He was notorious for disrupting the lives of the citizens with his absurd political campaigns and crap-all marches. Last night, he outclassed himself by holding the entire city at ransom. Here’s what transpired two days prior to the incident:

Scene: Deve Louda Gowda’s toilet.

For sake of convenience, we’ll refer to him as Fuckhead.

Fuckhead is sitting on the pot and trying to forget the past 15 painful minutes. At his age, he realizes that he shouldn’t be eating spicy curry for dinner lest he goes through this marathon session in the toilet again. He has his laptop on his knees and he is reading MirrorCracked – his daily dose of laughter. He reads this post called “Living In Ghost Town,” where the author has written about how empty the roads of Bangalore were and how he’s so happy that he reached his office in half an hour, instead of the usual one hour.

Fuckhead frowns and hatches a plan to make that author’s life miserable. He calls it Operation Manic Monday.

On the 17th of November, he holds the biggest political rally in his miserable career. Worse still, he holds this rally in the heart of the city – Palace Grounds. Three hundred and fifty thousand people thronged to the rally from all around Bangalore (Please note: People came from all around Bangalore, not from Bangalore. Over 1000 vehicles, including 400 buses were allowed into the city carrying the hopeful and the misinformed villagers.)

Roads are choked and the entire city comes to a standstill, in the biggest traffic management disaster the city has ever seen. Fuckhead smiles in satisfaction.

“The author of MirrorCracked has been taken care of,” he says to his personal assistant. “No longer will he write about Bangalore roads being empty. I have triumphed.”

The scientists at the MirrorCracked Labs were shocked and angered at this cruel, below-the-belt tactic that Fuckhead employed. They think that Deve Louda Gowda is jealous of Nikhil’s sexy beard and the luxuriant hair on his head. Maybe…

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

36 thoughts on “Oops, He Did It Again! :)

  1. “Every country has it’s fair share of jackass politicians and India perhaps has the most.”

    Correction: Not only does India have more than its fair share, it has also usurped the quotas of almost every other country.

    My sympathies, dude.


    Quirky Indian

  2. Hahahahaa…Awesome!
    “He has his laptop on his knees and he is reading MirrorCracked – his daily dose of laughter.” That’s very true! Without reading your funny posts he wouldn’t get that pressure πŸ˜›

    Deve Louda Gowda…I bursted out in laughter when I read the word Louda! Hahaaa…That is seriously damn funny. Wish he reads this πŸ˜›

  3. Frikkin retards… by the way the villagers are left high and dry after.. a lot of them miss the buses back…

    Nice picture.. he seems to be smelling his finger.. wonder where he stuck it up …

  4. @Sakhi
    Hehe! I like this theme! I need some change in life! πŸ˜€

    Haha! Yeah, I saw all those villagers by the roadside, waiting for their buses! Why don’t they get the idea?? πŸ˜€

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    Yes, Bangalore has no roads, only traffic! Hehe!

    Yeah, I read that news! Asshole, he is! πŸ˜€

  5. dude frankly you are swearing too much man…come on this is getting boring…i understand you are pissed off,but then by swearing too much,you are making the swear words depreciate in their value…

  6. Hmm perhaps you should read this

    http: //iyerdeepak.wordpress.com/2008/11/14/attention-bloggers/

    Thank god I live in politically inactive city πŸ™‚

  7. My mother-in-law was in banglore yesterday and she literally had to walk around 10 KM to catch her train to ahmedabad ..

    That was hell of a day for her and for us too here in Mumbai worrying about her !!

    Deve Louda.. That was hillarious !!

  8. Oh yeah, got to know about the friggin rally by friends who had been out. I was fortunately home by that time. I guess God forgot to put some brains into his skull. I don’t know how people keep tolerating this crap. Till when? Isn’t it high time things changed?!

  9. Dude, this was awesome. I was ROFLing evertime I read the word before Gowda that was striked through. I just can’t believe why politicians do not let people live in peace. They have a disease and I think they need help. Why don’t you let them into your labs and make them rehabilitate? You should also write some rehabilitation tips for them πŸ™‚

  10. lol he sure is out to get you πŸ˜›

    Did u know that they give about 100 bucks (maybe more)to every person who participates in such campaigns ? reimbursed food too I think , Heard about it when something like that happened in Chennai . . . I hate these campaigns they are a huge inconvenience 😦

  11. India stands still for politicians and I hope you are safe dude after writing this post! πŸ™‚
    This theme seems strange out here, but no, quite nice actually. I had this theme for six months.

  12. and you did it once again!!!! These politicians are indeed a pain in the wrong place. Wonder what fun they get by letting the public wait on the roads. and the irony is that they claim to be serving this same (read sane) public !

    Btw, can we get introduced to those scientists at Mirror Cracked Labs ??

  13. What the heck!!!!

    God used Gowda this time???

    All the politicians should be sent to Big Boss house with Sambhavna Seth & Raja Choudhary. Let insanity rule!!!!!

  14. They think that Deve Louda Gowda is jealous of Nikhil’s sexy beard and the luxuriant hair on his head. Maybe…
    Definitely! Dumbass Gowda slept through the Republic Day parade too. If you didn’t know that, it would come as a shocker. πŸ™‚

  15. @Trailblazer
    Haha! Yeah! πŸ˜€

    Hehehehe!! πŸ˜€

    Swear words’ value can never get depreciated! Never!! πŸ™‚

    Oh god! But you got home safe, right?

    Thanks for the concern, but I think I’m safe. This whole blog is dedicated to making people smile, irrespective of the consequences! πŸ˜€

    Oh shit! Is she back safe?

    Yup. It’s about time! πŸ˜€

    Haha! I should write those tips! πŸ˜€

    Hehehe! It’s about time they did! πŸ™‚

    Really? They pay them to attend?? Holy shithole!

    Thanks! πŸ˜€
    I kinda like this theme, it’s well spaced out. I am safe, don’t worry!


    LOL… You wanna meet them?? Really??? πŸ˜€

    Hehe! Yeah, God used Gowda! πŸ˜€
    And that’d be one episode I’d like to watch! Hehe!

  16. I am sincerely praying to God that one day, Kumaraswamy’s children get stuck in a horrible jam till late night, and THEN we’ll see if he is still concerned only about villagers’ problems. These losers should be thrown back to the villages they come from so that they don’t put their finger into every part of city life. I’m very proud of myself for NOT having voted for Fuckhead’s party in the recent elections!

  17. That family makes me sick. And even worse is HDK’s statement today that urban people should get a whiff of rural suffering. Why the hell can’t he help rural people move up instead of getting urban folk down.

  18. @Soham
    Glad to know that! πŸ™‚

    Hahaha! That’d be sweet revenge! πŸ˜€

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    Hehe! Yeah, that’s a question he’s been avoiding! πŸ˜€

    LOL… I like the use of the term “his flock”.. πŸ˜€

  19. LOL… Ha Ha Ha Ha… He He He He He πŸ™‚ !!

    Deve Louda…!!! suits the taklu bastard perfectly !!!

    A national ignominy that such a goonda became the PM of this country !

    Hope the likes of him & his cursed progeny like HDK GOTO HELL !!!

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