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Welcome to the BNN ICN 9 o’ clock news! Today’s breaking stories:
1. Big Sobb Season 2 ends in dramatic fanfare!
2. Akshay Kumar wears pants inside-out!
3. Madhuri Dixit misses a gray hair while combing!
4. IT company employee sneezes!
5. Aviation minister is high. Literally.
… and other important, earth-shattering, life-changing news stories! Only on BNN ICN. Stay tuned!
For God’s sake, give me a break! Some punk winning a reality TV show is prime time news? To be aired again and again? To be repeated in nauseating detail? To call up that punk’s uncle over the phone and talk to him on National TV?
I thought these news channels were a bit sane. Apparently not. Absurdly enough, this piece of ridiculous ‘news’ was aired right after a brilliant coverage of the Hindustan Times Leadership Summit. Talk about losing the plot. 😀
I should start my own news channel, and air only news that I think is important or worth airing. I wonder how long that channel will take to become famous. I’d call it ‘NewsCracked’… 😀
most news runs in the same vein anyway…..
even i was in idea that these news channels are a bit sane….but i guess, its the rat race finally….a few sane channels cannot possibly survive staying sane 😛 … competition boss dats wat they say!!
Big Sobb winner is MTV Row-dees winner…and he doesn’t even know how to hold the mike straight! 😛
I started Bakwaas Khabar. It was great fun writing it. I couldn’t sustain it: needs time and brain-power! Before you start, think about the new girl in your life: if you want to retain her, don’t start this! Of course, if you ever feel like the reverse, start, get set, go!
@La Vida Loca
Yeah! Pretty pathetic…
@Sahaja
Hehe! Yeah! Competition, boss. We should start a reality TV show for news channels! 😀
@Nick
Haha! He probably was gonna suck the damn thing! 😀
@Rambodoc
Heehehehe!! Thanks for the advice… I think my girl wouldn’t mind it! She’d probably help me with it! 😀
All news channels suck nowadays except NDTV 24×7 and 9x. Hope NewsCracked will change the future of news channels forever! 😛
Agree 100% on the reality show thing.. what a waste of news time !!!
well we all have been talking and talking about this 🙂 maybe we should start a news channel?Whats say?
thats precisely the reason why i have stopped watching news channels…its as if they want you learn the news by heart by flashing the same crappy stuff again and again…
dude… let me know when u start this channel… 😛 i’ll get to see the big bad world with a lighter vein… 😀
how many times we hear about these news channels!
as you said, after the Hindustan Times Leadership Summit 😀 😀
Believe it or not, I really miss all the drama on Indian news channels. The news here is always so stale :@
LOL!! That’s hilarious.. 😀
But yet so true…
LOL ..
here’s another one
K’ekta kapoor starts another soap kyun ki kutta bhi kabhi pilla tha 😛
lol ,Good one 🙂
I am sure your news channel would be airing you ALL the TIME !! 😛
Will tune into Newscracked! I was bugged seeing that particular news bit in not just that but in another news channel too!! Oh boy! how lame!!
Please do start your channel…I promise I’ll be a regular and loya viewer. Am sick of the present lot news channels.
I find NDTV to be the only sane one here…rest all are in a competition to outbid eachother in insanity….
I would like to have a newscracked channel. At least it will be some incentive to watch tv! 🙂
You won’t believe the kind of news they cover here in the US sometimes. If something is popular, they just go over it again and again until you choke and beg for life. They just react to TRP ratings instead of the old term called ethics. I would welcome Newscracked. You can make it like Saturday night live, it will be fun.
I shall blog about your new news channel n make you famous. ok?
@ Nikhil
🙄
@ Rambodoc
😆 how true!
You missed a news there.
SRK uses Oprah Winfrey’s toilet paper in Dubai 😀
Watching news channels is a waste of time
hey plz inform me when u open the news channel……………i would like to be ur reporter……..hehehehe
I want to subscribe to this channel….about time we had something like this.
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com
Waste of time…
Just reminded of Mark twain.. if you dont read newspapers, you will be uninformed, if you read newspapers you will be mis-informed..
Please do start Nikhil… it will be break…
latest Braking News – The runner up in Big Boss got drunk and was seen abusing the winner and saying that it was He who deserved to win. Sigh!! 😐
LOL man..
News channel with proper news.. Nah.. It will never become famous here 😦
Its only with the Indian news channels, isnt it?
@Reema
Hehe! It sure will! Just wait for it! 🙂
@Vijay
Seriously!
@Vishesh
Good idea! Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that precisely what I’ve written about? 😛
@Manushi
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Hehe! Yeah! I prefer reading my news online! 🙂
@Su
Haha! Sure thing, man!
@Sandeep
Yeah man! So very disgusting!
@Shivya
Hehe! Drama is right!
@Prarthana
Hehe!
@Arvind
Hahahaahahaha!!! Good one!
@Piyu
Hehe! That’s the idea! A 24/7 nonsense channel!
@Apar
Hehe! Yeah!
@Smita
Haha! Thanks!
For all the loyal viewers, we give away free beer!
@Nita
Hehe! Yeah!
@Dinesh
Yeah man! TRP is like weed out there!
@Lively
Deal..!!
@Sakhi
More smileys! Why am I not surprised!
@Varun
Hehehehe!!!
@Aravind
Haha! Sure thing, macha!
@Quirky
Phew, finally your comment has appearing!
Thanks for the subscription! Free beer, coming your way!
@Barath
Hehe! Mark Twain was so right!
@Amit
LOL..!!
@Kanagu
Hehe! I hope so!
@Vimal
Not really, dude. Its happening the world over!
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