Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to the BNN ICN 9 o’ clock news! Today’s breaking stories:
1. Big Sobb Season 2 ends in dramatic fanfare!
2. Akshay Kumar wears pants inside-out!
3. Madhuri Dixit misses a gray hair while combing!
4. IT company employee sneezes!
5. Aviation minister is high. Literally.
… and other important, earth-shattering, life-changing news stories! Only on BNN ICN. Stay tuned!
For God’s sake, give me a break! Some punk winning a reality TV show is prime time news? To be aired again and again? To be repeated in nauseating detail? To call up that punk’s uncle over the phone and talk to him on National TV?
I thought these news channels were a bit sane. Apparently not. Absurdly enough, this piece of ridiculous ‘news’ was aired right after a brilliant coverage of the Hindustan Times Leadership Summit. Talk about losing the plot. 😀
I should start my own news channel, and air only news that I think is important or worth airing. I wonder how long that channel will take to become famous. I’d call it ‘NewsCracked’… 😀