NewsCracked! :)

newscracked

Ladies and gentlemen,

Welcome to the BNN ICN 9 o’ clock news! Today’s breaking stories:

1. Big Sobb Season 2 ends in dramatic fanfare!

2. Akshay Kumar wears pants inside-out!

3. Madhuri Dixit misses a gray hair while combing!

4. IT company employee sneezes!

5. Aviation minister is high. Literally.

… and other important, earth-shattering, life-changing news stories! Only on BNN ICN. Stay tuned!

For God’s sake, give me a break! Some punk winning a reality TV show is prime time news? To be aired again and again? To be repeated in nauseating detail? To call up that punk’s uncle over the phone and talk to him on National TV?

I thought these news channels were a bit sane. Apparently not. Absurdly enough, this piece of ridiculous ‘news’ was aired right after a brilliant coverage of the Hindustan Times Leadership Summit. Talk about losing the plot. πŸ˜€

I should start my own news channel, and air only news that I think is important or worth airing. I wonder how long that channel will take to become famous. I’d call it ‘NewsCracked’… πŸ˜€

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30 thoughts on “NewsCracked! :)

  1. even i was in idea that these news channels are a bit sane….but i guess, its the rat race finally….a few sane channels cannot possibly survive staying sane πŸ˜› … competition boss dats wat they say!!

  2. I started Bakwaas Khabar. It was great fun writing it. I couldn’t sustain it: needs time and brain-power! Before you start, think about the new girl in your life: if you want to retain her, don’t start this! Of course, if you ever feel like the reverse, start, get set, go!

  3. @La Vida Loca
    Yeah! Pretty pathetic…

    @Sahaja
    Hehe! Yeah! Competition, boss. We should start a reality TV show for news channels! πŸ˜€

    @Nick
    Haha! He probably was gonna suck the damn thing! πŸ˜€

    @Rambodoc
    Heehehehe!! Thanks for the advice… I think my girl wouldn’t mind it! She’d probably help me with it! πŸ˜€

  4. All news channels suck nowadays except NDTV 24×7 and 9x. Hope NewsCracked will change the future of news channels forever! πŸ˜›

  5. thats precisely the reason why i have stopped watching news channels…its as if they want you learn the news by heart by flashing the same crappy stuff again and again…

  6. dude… let me know when u start this channel… πŸ˜› i’ll get to see the big bad world with a lighter vein… πŸ˜€

  7. Will tune into Newscracked! I was bugged seeing that particular news bit in not just that but in another news channel too!! Oh boy! how lame!!

  8. Please do start your channel…I promise I’ll be a regular and loya viewer. Am sick of the present lot news channels.

    I find NDTV to be the only sane one here…rest all are in a competition to outbid eachother in insanity….

  9. You won’t believe the kind of news they cover here in the US sometimes. If something is popular, they just go over it again and again until you choke and beg for life. They just react to TRP ratings instead of the old term called ethics. I would welcome Newscracked. You can make it like Saturday night live, it will be fun.

  10. Waste of time…
    Just reminded of Mark twain.. if you dont read newspapers, you will be uninformed, if you read newspapers you will be mis-informed..

    Please do start Nikhil… it will be break…

  11. latest Braking News – The runner up in Big Boss got drunk and was seen abusing the winner and saying that it was He who deserved to win. Sigh!! 😐

  12. @Reema
    Hehe! It sure will! Just wait for it! πŸ™‚

    @Vijay
    Seriously!

    @Vishesh
    Good idea! Hey, wait a minute! Isn’t that precisely what I’ve written about? πŸ˜›

    @Manushi
    Welcome to MirrorCracked!
    Hehe! Yeah! I prefer reading my news online! πŸ™‚

    @Su
    Haha! Sure thing, man!

    @Sandeep
    Yeah man! So very disgusting!

    @Shivya
    Hehe! Drama is right!

    @Prarthana
    Hehe!

    @Arvind
    Hahahaahahaha!!! Good one!

    @Piyu
    Hehe! That’s the idea! A 24/7 nonsense channel!

    @Apar
    Hehe! Yeah!

    @Smita
    Haha! Thanks!
    For all the loyal viewers, we give away free beer!

    @Nita
    Hehe! Yeah!

    @Dinesh
    Yeah man! TRP is like weed out there!

    @Lively
    Deal..!!

    @Sakhi
    More smileys! Why am I not surprised!

    @Varun
    Hehehehe!!!

    @Aravind
    Haha! Sure thing, macha!

    @Quirky
    Phew, finally your comment has appearing!
    Thanks for the subscription! Free beer, coming your way!

    @Barath
    Hehe! Mark Twain was so right!

    @Amit
    LOL..!!

    @Kanagu
    Hehe! I hope so!

    @Vimal
    Not really, dude. Its happening the world over!

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