Mercurians, Venutians, Martians and Earthlings have all got together and voted me as the “Best Kisser In The Solar System,” after 49 grueling hours of tongue-wrestling contests, elections, re-takes and encores. To my surprise, everyone there referred to me as The Love Guru, which made me feel all the more better about the whole deal. I returned to Earth this morning, which would perhaps explain my absence online for the past two days.
A kiss is something surreal that only two people get to experience at any given time. A great kiss isn’t planned – it’s spontaneous. It elevates the participants to a whole new level, much above the clichèd Cloud Number 9. Contrary to popular belief, a kiss doesn’t just involve the lips and the tongue – the whole body, mind and soul play vital roles in making a good kiss great.
A kiss is not just an acronym, it’s something much more. It’s perhaps the greatest discovery of Earthlings after the wheel. It’s interesting to record what actually goes on in the minds of the two people when they kiss – more often than not, it’s nothing. The mind’s blank. Nothing goes in or out of the brain and all electrical activities come to a standstill. Instinct takes over reason. Irrationality takes over common sense.
False starts and awkward poses are always a part of the game. We have to think beyond that. We have to think about the sweet taste, the soft wetness and the overwhelming head rush. We, as human beings, are constantly held up in a mad race for money and time is running short. There’re a lot of things we can do that doesn’t cost money, and that lets us experience a far higher sense of satisfaction than materialistic goods.
I say, start with a kiss.