Towards A Greater Kiss…

Moonlight KissingDisclaimer: I am being forced to write this post by public demand.

Mercurians, Venutians, Martians and Earthlings have all got together and voted me as the “Best Kisser In The Solar System,” after 49 grueling hours of tongue-wrestling contests, elections, re-takes and encores. To my surprise, everyone there referred to me as The Love Guru, which made me feel all the more better about the whole deal. I returned to Earth this morning, which would perhaps explain my absence online for the past two days.

A kiss is something surreal that only two people get to experience at any given time. A great kiss isn’t planned – it’s spontaneous. It elevates the participants to a whole new level, much above the clichΓ¨d Cloud Number 9. Contrary to popular belief, a kiss doesn’t just involve the lips and the tongue – the whole body, mind and soul play vital roles in making a good kiss great.

A kiss is not just an acronym, it’s something much more. It’s perhaps the greatest discovery of Earthlings after the wheel. It’s interesting to record what actually goes on in the minds of the two people when they kiss – more often than not, it’s nothing. The mind’s blank. Nothing goes in or out of the brain and all electrical activities come to a standstill. Instinct takes over reason. Irrationality takes over common sense.

False starts and awkward poses are always a part of the game. We have to think beyond that. We have to think about the sweet taste, the soft wetness and the overwhelming head rush. We, as human beings, are constantly held up in a mad race for money and time is running short. There’re a lot of things we can do that doesn’t cost money, and that lets us experience a far higher sense of satisfaction than materialistic goods.

I say, start with a kiss.

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22 thoughts on “Towards A Greater Kiss…

  1. Hey ~ Something I got to do the first time.. the first to comment!!! Am honoured for that!!! And start with a kiss, I have a starting problem dude…. Suggestions and Solutions would help to a greater extent πŸ˜‰

  2. ahem.. I hope this β€œBest Kisser In The Solar System” accolade is not self proclaimed.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    But seriously.. We earthlings do need to get a whiff of that “out of Earth experience”..

    I do am all for it ppl… Start with a kiss….

  3. “It’s interesting to record what actually goes on in the minds of the two people when they kiss – more often than not, it’s nothing. The mind’s blank. Nothing goes in or out of the brain and all electrical activities come to a standstill. Instinct takes over reason. Irrationality takes over common sense.”
    I thought the relevant activity that would qualify for the above is popularly known as ass kissing.

  4. lol…I had a near start but backed off :p
    Congrats dude ! Wish you more kisses everyday, and some beer glasses too πŸ˜€

  5. @Barath
    Haha! Congrats on being the first one here! πŸ˜€
    And you want suggestions – hmmm… I’ll try to write a Dummy’s Guide on Kissing! πŸ˜€

    @Hope
    One “out-of-earth experience” coming right up! πŸ˜‰

    @Rambodoc
    Right you are! But, it’s kissing nonetheless! πŸ˜€

    @Nick
    Hehehe! Chee, you pervert! πŸ˜€

    @Naveen
    Heheehehe! Yeah! πŸ˜€

    @ T
    Hehehe! Thanks man! And I hope your false starts materialize soon! πŸ˜‰

  6. The image is really a classic one. The image and the overall write up really takes one to a different world…
    “There’re a lot of things we can do that doesn’t cost money, and that lets us experience a far higher sense of satisfaction than materialistic goods.”
    Wonderful! πŸ™‚

  7. @Sakhi
    Stop rolling your eyes so much! πŸ˜€

    @Anshul
    Do not tickle the sleeping dragon! πŸ˜€

    @Rads
    It’s best on a Monday morning…!! πŸ˜‰

    @Manushi
    You will not be disappointed! πŸ˜€

    @Anniyan
    I just hope its a member of the opposite sex! πŸ˜€

    @Shivya
    LOL..!! That’s a good one! πŸ˜€

    @Xylene
    There aren’t females on Mars. Men are from Mars, right? πŸ˜‰

    @Ameya
    Hehe! Thanks dude! πŸ˜€

  8. Awesome post about Kiss. A Kiss has to be spontaneous and not planned and not asked for. It should be 2 parties willing to involve in it together, not just one wanting to kiss the other. Kiss is an acronym though, we used to say Kiss stands for 1 Potassium, 1 Iodine and 2 Sulphur.

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