Ladies and gentlemen, friends, fellow bloggers, distinguished colleagues, kids, addicts and all the random people who stumbled upon this blog because of the tag ‘sex’, please join me in a moment’s silence to mourn for the death of the greatest man ever known to exist.
Some may claim he never existed but I beg to differ. He existed in all of us, we all have a part of him and he was an integral part of all of us. He came out of nowhere and stole our hearts, made us laugh until we cried and then, without a warning, left us all and joined the other martyrs.
He was an icon. He was a legend. He was the warrior that I can never be. He gave me a reason to write about him, and now, I never shall. It gives me great sorrow to announce the death of Hairy Potter.
Last time we heard about him, he was somewhere in the Andamans, trying to find meaning to his life and to all the unanswered questions that kept cropping up everywhere he went. Last night, he had an unfortunate accident while combing his hair – in a very delicate place – and inadvertently, he combed something else that wasn’t supposed to be combed.
Now, we will never know the answers to all those questions that haunt us day and night. We can never reveal the truth. Hairy was the only person strong enough to face the realities and now, he’s gone. There was some talk that this was the handiwork of the elusive Wall De Fart, but nothing can be proved. I cried the whole night. I attended his funeral this morning – it seemed the entire world had come to see him off.
Even in death, he exuded that hairy confidence that filled us all with inspiration.
Rest in peace, Hairy. We will all miss you, my friend. I envied your bladder control and now, I envy your peace. Fight on, Hairy.
the first thing i do when i came to office is see this post….i mean wtf…!!!! wat inspired you to write this? 😀
i mean hello…. early in the morning you were dreaming about ‘Hairy’….
ur insane man… 😀 and totally whacked out in your head… ha ha ha…. this is hilarious… and the possibly related posts…. its all the more insane… 😀
and why havent u yet seen this post of mine… i was wondering since quite sometime…
http://aliceinneverland.wordpress.com/2008/12/16/alcoholic-anomalies/
its one of ur fav topics…
@Alice
Hehehe! Thanks! 😀
And I’ll go read that post of yours now! 🙂
Fuck man!!! you have lost it.. every bit of sanity.. pufffff.. gone….. 😀 😀
@Hope
Yup! Totally! 😀
What the fcuk! you are outta ur head:-)
ahem!! no comments ;p except that let peace be restored to ur mind ;P
RIP hairy potter 😀
😛
“Hairy” Potter ?? I see no cause, no effect, no meaning, still you manage to be interesting and funny… hilarious 😀
whatever…
Ahhhh i m confused
who is hairy??
u mean hari puttar?..Ah .. Don’t hold on to him.. he had to go ..and RIP , he will ..r u doped out or something ? 😉
ok next nomination for most insane post. A simple sentence that “I wont write the Hairy potter series anymore and I m deleting the drafts” would have sufficed.
I really dunno! what to tell you, I was just reading and a part where hairy is combing! God Nikhil!!! you’re so so interestingly inspiring insane guy! I blurted out in laughter and as usual in library, The librarian came to me and told, Can’t you be just quiet while browsing! don’t disturb others( the others who’re busily orkutting) One day! am sure they gonna push me out by my neck and i will just point my fingers @ you..
*sniff*
thass why I say practice safe combing!
gom’bye Hairy! *sniff*
Oh thank God!!
So you killed Hairy!! Oh yeah it was the villain who did!!
RIP HP! 🙂
May God Bless Him & you as well 😀
Noooooooooooooooooooo…..! What abt Wall de fart? what happened to him?
u’re crazy …. 😀
Good riddance 😉
You are crazy but funny… lol!!
I might sound quite mean , but I am very glad that hairy is gone . . .This does mean an end to your hairy posts right ? 😀 😀
yay!! hairy fucked himself into oblivion!! 😀
hehehehehehehe… 😀
People think that I have gone crazy nowadays, when they see me suddenly bursting with laughter… They don’t realize that “MirrorCracked” is open right in front of my very eyes… Kudos to you and Hairy!
I have to read the earlier posts.. some of the commentators here seemed to be happy and some are not 😀 what did you do Nikhil???
somebody is not replying to comments 😛
hahahaha…LOL…funny and a complete cartoon you are…!!!
What!!! hairy is dead?? Why? How? When? You let the villain win? What kind of a writer are you!!! 😛
I really enjoyed this…really!