Everyone goes through these phases where they think they’re someone else. Sometimes, it gets a bit funny like the time when a friend told me that she felt like a pair of men’s trousers. In that particular situation, I think she was just being horny, and trying to send me a subtle message. I think I missed her seductive wink.
At other times, an identity crisis can get really bad, and can force people to do something drastic like dress up like Superman or worse, jump off a cliff hoping to fly. My current identity crisis isn’t anything funny or bad, but I think it’s very very cool.
I think I am God.
Considering that I spent the whole of last year being God’s yo-yo, I think this is a huge step in recovery. I feel I can do anything. And I’ve been getting more work done in an hour than what I used to get done in a whole week. I can predict the weather, I can solve complex mathematical functions, I can run faster than the street dog, I can dance better than Michael Jackson on crack, I can scale tall buildings with a few elevators, I can explain the concepts of Existentialism and Darwinism and at the same time, squash ten bugs, I can write more freely without inhibitions and a total disregard for etiquette, I can respond to emails with panache that leave the recipients stunned and speechless and scampering for the nearest dictionary, I can sing with renewed vigor, I can start new websites in under ten minutes and of course, I can do everything that I dream of. Everything (Wink, wink).
What’s ironic is that when the new year started, one of my resolutions was to buy an Avenger and feel like God, but I feel like God without the new bike! I am God! Ah, divinity feels good! And gives rise to a lot of corny lines, such as:
- “Help? You mean divine intervention.”
- “Don’t piss God off, I might just decide to send you to Hell.”
- “Every morning, you should pray to God.”
- “God Save Me!”
- “God Bless You!”
…and so on. It feels so good to be able to bless other people! Bow down, mortal! 😀
PS: Pride goes before a fall, but comes after a lot of beer-happy moments of absolute pleasure! 😀
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And you did before?! 🙂
Corny line No.4 + from someone who thinks he is You!! 😀
LOL :)Nice blog there Nikhil!
Hope you find a lenghty queue of mortal devotees..AMEN:D
you are not in TN where people will build temples for actors…u r in a state which say is mad,so be careful..
Oh crap man! I have competition… I am God!! Been that for years! M all knowing and all mighty! 😛 😛
Do you play dice? :p 😉
-Pi, the (wondering)atheist!!!
Holy Piss! God save me, your brilliant partner!
haha
please help god so dat india cud win these series;-)
wink wink
Oh… it seems there are warring ‘Gods’ out there (with Hope pitching in) 😛
Never mind, I am only a humble devotee… God bless me! 😀
“Help? You mean divine intervention.” 😀
Great,really. Bless me immortal!!!
God is a she 😛
Well, as long as you know that you just think you are God, it’s fine! 🙂 It would be indeed worrying if you really didn’t know that you just thought you were God, but knew you were God! 😀
Ha Ha. You ended it well with that, “Bow down mortal”
I was wondering where you were driving to.. Great Post!!
We already have a few million gods, another wouldn’t hurt really!
solve mathematical problems
then please solve my problem of integration S x /1+esinx 😛
oh so this is the “gen-next” god 😆
Bruce Almighty! [:D]
Hey god ,
Now can u stop using me as your stress buster (those bouncy and squeezable spongy smileys)?Do the right thing for once will ya ? And give me super powers 😀
–“I can scale tall buildings with a few elevators” , lol
Hideous… 😀
All this to get a bike????
Can your Divine Intervention help me start my next post..!! Its been an hour since I’m commenting on others’.. 😐
Hey!! Its been so long, i feel like I am new to *The Labs at Mirrorcracked* … 🙂 i intended to read some articles superficially as i was and am in a hurry, but ended up reading from wherever i left off (you should assume atleast three pages off your home page) and finally writing up here… entertaining as usual – how have you been… ??
As per Bhagwad Geeta, everybody has God in them. So you are close to attaining Nirvana
Been there done that! 😛
Oh God! Sometimes I feel like God too, but then once I realize that, it goes away.
God is only the womankind…..where on earth have you oome from? Or did you just have a change operation 😛 LOL