The Voyeur Next Door!

voyeurIn a nutshell, the 40-year-old woman next door saw me naked this morning. It all happened so fast that it took a good two hours for it to sink in. I had my bath, wrapped a towel round my waist and came into my room, switched on the fan, stood under it and whipped the towel open. That was when I heard a scream.

I panicked, fell to the floor for cover and picked up the wet towel and covered my body. I slowly stood up and looked around. The window directly in front of me was open and through it, I could see on to the terrace of my neighbor’s house. Amidst all the clothes that were hung out to dry, I saw this woman hiding behind a particularly heavy saree that sagged the clothesline. She was standing behind it and it looked to me as if she was covering her face with her hands. I gulped and looked on, and after a while, she slowly peeped at my window from behind her saree. On seeing me staring at her, she let out a giggle and ran back into her house.

I stood there, butt naked but for the towel, drained of all my decency, and wallowed in the realization that the woman next door is a voyeur. I felt used and abused. I felt as if my manhood was up for sale, auctioned off to all middle-aged voyeuristic women! I felt dirty. I felt weird.

Luckily for me, I don’t interact much with the neighbors and I’m rarely at home these days, so I think this incident will pass. I hope it does. Jesus Christ! A man can’t even change his clothes in privacy!

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40 thoughts on “The Voyeur Next Door!

  1. tsk tsk..poor lady… she is gonna be traumatised for life….!!!!

    1st u patofy vimmmuuu and now a 40yr old lady.. chee chee… nikhil, where u headed????:P
    and to top it off ur calling her a voyeur!!!hmfph!!!

  2. OMG… And i thot at the end it would turn to a fiction…but it was true!!!

    uddi baba…

    shud have shown some moves of saawriya…. πŸ˜‰

    lol….

  3. @Bhargavi
    LOL… Think about me! I’m scarred for life! πŸ˜€

    @Vijay
    Hehehe!! Good morning for her, indeed! πŸ˜€

    @Verbivore
    Hehehe!! Good morning to you too! And yes, I’m scarred for life! πŸ˜€

    @Aaarti
    Grrr… I was not doing ANYTHING to him! πŸ˜€

    @Chiranjib
    Hehehe! πŸ˜€

    @Chakoli
    Unfortunately, it’s very true! πŸ™‚

  4. I stood there, butt naked but for the towel…

    i love this line…

    oh what a show…! first there were gays and now its a middle-aged voyeuristic women….! πŸ˜€

    where are u heading man?!?!?! πŸ˜‰

  5. Ha ha. Good one! Reminds me of my nosy neighbor who had all eyes and all ears whenever I had friends come over for parties. She always kept only the particular window facing my drawing room and balcony open. She then very dedicatedly complained to the flat secretary how I had a lot of girls come over and how the flat was a storehouse of evil and booze parties. On one of my trips home, I gave the flat key to some friends who it looks like played a session of strip poker πŸ™‚

    Imagine my luck, the window was sealed for ever. Ha ha

    Keep Blogging!

  6. Nahhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiii!!!! How could you do this to me???

    You are supposed to close your windows too when you undress!! I hope she doesnt lodge a complaint πŸ˜€ ; its public nuisance, you see!!!

  7. LOL!! Poor lady! The shock she must have got in the morning!! You did not do any Saawariya moves? or may be you have 2 left feet!? πŸ™‚

    I feel so sorry for the lady!

  8. @Alice
    Grrr… You couldn’t resist, could you? πŸ˜€

    @Biju
    Strip Poker? Wow! πŸ˜€

    @Vimal
    LOL… You ditched me first, remember? πŸ˜€

    @Apar
    What is this Saawariya thing everyone keeps talking about??

  9. Maaan ROFL this was damn funny…but then that is how the world is.Imagine if u were a girl,a case of sexual harassment can be booked but now that lady can book a case on you for mental/psychological harassment. And dont you break the poor heart of vimmu with such indecent exposures,be a proper bartia naara[male tense of naari] πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

  10. scarred for life? You? her? both? Poor poor her and you!!(in your own capacities) πŸ˜‰
    Hope she doesn’t start a PINK TOWEL campaign! And hope you don’t start a BLUE CURTAIN campaign!! :p πŸ˜‰

    -Pi

  11. @Oorja
    Oh my god!! πŸ˜€

    @Nautankey
    Hehehehe!! shut up! πŸ˜€

    @Pi
    LOL… I hope I don’t receive pink towels in my mail tomorrow! πŸ˜€

  12. Wot Nikhil???? No dancing like Randhir Kapoor in Saawariya? Instead of shrieks you may have heard claps!!!tsk tsk tsk!!!

    And what the heck was that lady peeping into your house for? You should drag her to the court as a peeping tom!!!!!!!! πŸ˜€

  13. @Dipa
    LOL… Very funny! πŸ˜€

    @Alice
    I’m gonna ignore that! πŸ˜›

    @Sakhi
    Well, it’s my house! πŸ˜€

    @My3
    Hehehe!! I guess she didn’t know what to expect when she looked in the direction of my window! πŸ˜€

    @Trailblazer
    Hehe! Oh, for me, it’s a continuous process… At least I’ve graduated from running naked on the streets… πŸ˜€

  14. Hey! Bhagwan!!!

    Like everyone else here I too sympathise with the lady…

    BTW How do u know her exact age???? You to don’t interact much with the neighbors & are rarely at home these days…bolo bolo tell tell…

  15. U will never forget using ur curtains from now on …
    on sawaria

    I dont know whom to sympathize with as the situation must have been awkward for both of u, more so u, but i don’t understand why people sympathize with her, why do people always blame men? that too when u have caught her red handed and giggling!

  16. Yeah you sure do sound scarred for life. At least for those elapsed life-minutes between the incident and the time you ran to blog about it πŸ˜€

    g

  17. Hahahahahha LOL …
    Why do such things happen only to you my friend > πŸ˜‰ lol …
    Watch out for her husband … Hopefully you and your butt stays out of trouble (if you know what I mean lol) …

    Cheers πŸ™‚

  18. lolol!
    I am reminded of this scene from Rajnikants Annamalai where he sees Khoshboo naked and he goes into a zombie-like state! LOL! I hope that lady is fine πŸ˜‰

  19. This is so darn funny. So the old dear saw your dingus… what’s the problem? She may have got busy with the hubby whilst fantasizing about your dingus. Now are you feeling violated?

    So funny, so very freakin’ funny.

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