If I Were A Politician…

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been drawn to showing off my accomplishments to others. I have been inclined to step over others for my successes and I’m very fascinated by money. Not money in the bank, but cold, hard cash. I have very few morals and principles in life and I am easily bored with uninteresting people. I love fame and glory and I revel in other people’s accolades. I have a very huge ego and I think I’m God. I love and hate people fiercely and I hate to lose someone I love. I love to lose someone I hate, and not just lose, but to see them dig their own grave and nail themselves in the coffin.

I am a fantastic orator and I can sway people with my words. I have a knack for convincing people to see things from my point of view and I hate it when it fails. I love doing shady deals for lots of money, though I am yet to do one so far. I love being on television and I love seeing myself being written in the papers.

I think I’d make a fantastic politician. Just what the country needs at this point. Someone with a sense of humor and the ability to make the citizens feel good about being fleeced for their money.

I think I am ready for it. Money Fame Politics, here I come! Or, maybe not. I don’t know if I’m ready to be assassinated yet.

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4 thoughts on “If I Were A Politician…

  1. Quote “..I love doing shady deals for lots of money” well that’s just perfect to display on your C.V to get the political job. One good element I see in you which I don’t see in today’s politicians is that your ‘honest’ even with the negatives. Although being too honest may never land you the political job.

  2. Hehehe…now, you’re getting back to MirrorCracked πŸ˜€
    I’ll vote for you, man. That’ll be my first ever vote!! πŸ™‚

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