Statutory Warning: The following post contains words and imagery that some people may deem as inappropriate. I have used the word ‘fuck’ twice and I talk about raising my middle fingers to someone, giving that someone the message to go fornicate with themselves. I have used a photograph of a winged child-thing found dead, face down, with an arrow in its back, lying in a pool of its own filth. If you or anyone around you find(s) my language and mannerisms offensive, please click here. Else, continue reading.
Dear Cupid Asshole
Here we are again, in 2012. I’m still here, single as fuck, and you’re still there, dancing around with your gay wings and your gay arrows. I wrote to you earlier, around 4 years ago and you promised me that the next time would be different. You are a filthy liar and nothing more. If I look back on this year, all you’ve given me is hope, despair and embarrassment. What the hell is the matter with you, jackass? Can’t you just do your job right?
So, in the light of all that you’ve done for me this year and for the past so many years before, I raise both my fingers to you. Go suck an orange, kid.
Do you remember how I signed off my last letter to you? You don’t? Drop Dead.
In all sincerity,
Go Fuck Yourself.
😀
Sympathies!!!
Mate, all I can say (right now) is that the only way is ‘up’. Good lucn.
I HAD TO click and ended up seeing the middle finger link. Haha 🙂
I’ve posted my response to your post on my blog. More or less the same thing I said in my email comment, actually. But just thought this is a good way to promote the blog again, seeing that I am getting back to writing again. 🙂
Kill that bitch, that winged nuisance called Cupid. 😛
I clicked the link just for fun, saw the image and consequently I cannot now stop laughing.