I, Ignominy!

Forgive me, for I have sinned. I am a jerk and an asshole and the biggest sinner since Britney Spears. I adhere to certain principles in life, as we all do, and I try beyond my abilities not to go against any of them. Some while ago, when I was still in school (7th grade,Continue reading “I, Ignominy!”

The Death Of The Knock-Knock Joke!

Fellow blogger and close friend, Scorpria, just killed the “Knock-Knock” joke! For centuries, the Knock-Knock jokes have enthralled us and held us captive in their charm and wit and charisma, and total disregard for pronunciation, punctuation and common sense! They have never failed to bring a smile to our faces and laugh at our ownContinue reading “The Death Of The Knock-Knock Joke!”

The Day I Almost Died…

Well, not exactly. But I came dangerously close to losing my life. 😀 I live a dangerous life. My job takes me all the remote corners of the city and more often that not, I end up rubbing the wrong people the wrong way. No, I don’t give back rubs for a living, but somethingContinue reading “The Day I Almost Died…”

The Big Crunch!

2008 hasn’t been a very good year for me so far. In fact, it hasn’t been a good year for most of the people I’ve known – failed marriages, failed love lives, too many bad days at work and school, diets not working, falling down, accidents, losing clients, losing major contracts, losing jobs, cost-cuttings, fightsContinue reading “The Big Crunch!”

The Case Of The Disappearing Currency

4:09 pm – I bought a couple of packs of chewing gum at a roadside store, paid with a hundred-rupee note and got ninety rupees back, including a 50-rupee note. 4:20 pm – I’m driving in heavy traffic towards Barista to meet a friend and have a cup of coffee. 4:32 pm – I stopContinue reading “The Case Of The Disappearing Currency”