If I Were A Video Game…

I’d be called “Yo-yo: God Strikes Back!” The first release of the game would have included villains like “The Malevolent Nightmare from the Isolated Earth” and “Kitten-Obliterating Ravager of Yuckiness.” I’d be constantly on God Mode. Cheat codes would include, “Call Her Tomorrow”, “Don’t take her phone calls”, “Ditch every third girl”, “Men are pigs”,Continue reading “If I Were A Video Game…”

Letter To An Asshole

Dear Asshole, It’s been nice knowing you for so long. Really, when you stumbled upon my blog a month ago, I never realized we would be forging such a strong bond of indifference. With all that’s been happening in my life right now – work tensions, women, money issues, women, health issues, women, etc –Continue reading “Letter To An Asshole”

Checkmate!

The white Queen stood facing the black Bishop. They were three squares away, in front of each other, in a single file. The Queen was tempted to kill the Bishop, but realized that there are other forces acting. The black Queen and the black King were very near, one square apart, on either side ofContinue reading “Checkmate!”

100.00

This is the 100th post on MirrorCracked! Perfect timing, because Vishesh just awarded me a couple of amazing awards! I am apparently a Certified Honest Blogger, and he has extended his hands in being Blogging Friends Forever! I humbly accept the award, my dear fellow, and we shall remain Blogging Friends Forever! I am honored!Continue reading “100.00”

Mind If I ‘Tag’ Along? :)

I know, I know… It’s about bloody time, right? 😀 Here are the three tags that have been sitting in my drafts for a long long time, and I finally get the time to post it! I hope I don’t humiliate myself. Here goes: Deeps tagged me for this one, and its probably the cutestContinue reading “Mind If I ‘Tag’ Along? :)”