Revenge Of The Idiots

This incident happened sometime last year, and I still remember it vividly. Idiots are so hard to forget. It was supposed to be a surprise. Or a suspense. Whichever one wasn’t creepy. One hour was the time frame. I was supposed to present myself at the remote location in one hour. Yeah, right, I thought.Continue reading “Revenge Of The Idiots”

Letter To An Asshole

Dear Asshole, It’s been nice knowing you for so long. Really, when you stumbled upon my blog a month ago, I never realized we would be forging such a strong bond of indifference. With all that’s been happening in my life right now – work tensions, women, money issues, women, health issues, women, etc –Continue reading “Letter To An Asshole”

Letter to Cupid :)

Dear Asshole Cupid, When you first met me, you chose a lovely, red, pointy arrow and shot it right through my heart. I bled and bled but you didn’t really care. You moved on to your next victim, impaling everyone you met! I so hate you for pulling that arrow out forcefully and hurting meContinue reading “Letter to Cupid :)”