And for the one who’s related to the Daffodils. This song is for you.
And for the one who’s related to the Daffodils. This song is for you.
Few dates in the history of the world are as significant as August 20, 1984. The events that happened on that date are so earth-shatteringly uninteresting, inane and pointless, that they have changed the course of history completely by not playing a role in it whatsoever! Perhaps the most boring date in world history! 😀
I have tried to compile some of the events here that I am sure will make you wonder about the importance about this particular day and why this day was not removed from calendars across the world. Trust me, it’s worth a read! 😀
1. According to the Political Graveyard, on the 20th of August (not 1984), twenty-five United States politicians were born, none of whom are well-known, and most of whom are dead. Just one of these obscure figures was born on the 20th of August 1984. 😀
2. The Journal of Clinical Microbiology, which was released on the 20th of August 1984, which incidentally was Volume 20, contained a revolutionary research article titled, “Comparison of fluorescence polarization immunoassay and bioassay of vancomycin,” which paved the way for no further research on the topic. The authors of this paper probably lost their tenure and were forced to retire! 😀
3. At 7.00 pm on the 20th of August 1984, an appeal hearing was held in the Jonesboro country of Arkansas, which is probably the winner of the Most Boring Meeting ever held in the history of the world! 😀
4. On the 20th of August 1984, Ronald Reagan was boo-ed by a crowd while he was giving a speech in Cincinnati, Ohio and one member of the audience shouted, “No More Reagan! No More Reagan!” 😀
5. On the 20th of August 1984, the glorious world of Women’s Wrestling took a turn for the better, when reigning WWF Women’s Champion Susan Starr defeated Donna Christianello in Buffalo, NY! 😀
7. On the 20th of August 1984, I was born.
Kris Bass has generously awarded me the Brilliante Weblog – 2008, and on this glorious occasion, I consider it my privilege to pass on this award to 8 other blogs that I consider worthy (worthier than me, definitely). They are:
- Reema: Opinions And Expressions
- Sulz: Bloggerdygook
- Vishesh: The Light Shines The Brightest
- Priya: Priceless Junk
- RJ: Especiality
- Scorpria: Alphabet World
- Aparna: WTML
- Bina: Scrapbook
[The rules specified that I could only pick 8 blogs for this one, so I am not taking anything away from all the others whom I have not mentioned above! Don’t hate me for this! If I could have, I would have nominated each and every blog on my blogroll and many more that I frequent] 🙂
I guess that covers most of the things that I wanted to say about this very special day, and to acknowledge an award that I don’t think I deserve.
PS: The great Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was born on the 20th of August 1944! 😀
PPS: This post has, very interestingly, exactly 20 hyperlinks!! 😀
Well, not exactly. But I came dangerously close to losing my life. 😀
I live a dangerous life. My job takes me all the remote corners of the city and more often that not, I end up rubbing the wrong people the wrong way. No, I don’t give back rubs for a living, but something close. Whenever I fail to make my clients look like God’s gifts to mankind, and end up looking bad in public, they scream bloody murder and run behind me with guns, knifes and swords, baying for my blood. A few days ago, I almost regretted being in this business. 😀
Everyone would probably agree that the word “jobs” does not mean “people”, literally speaking. This schism between the two words is enhanced if they are used in a sentence like this: “We’re offering jobs…” and “We’re offering people…” 😀
Journalism is losing its charm in this country and when this happens, the quality of people entering the field drastically comes down. Exceptions aside, all the new kids in journalism are very green, with loads to learn, starting with the difference in meaning between the two sentences above! When a multinational company’s CEO is quoted as saying, “We’re offering people…” I tend to get a bit nervous and fear for my life. The moment I read this quote in the paper that morning, I gulped and crouched under the table, and sure enough, ten minutes later, the hits started pouring in. 😀
“Whom do we offer PEOPLE to??”
“We offer PEOPLE??”
“What sort of a joke is this??”
“Where do you stay??”
and so on…
The CEO wanted me killed. The mafia had a gleam in their eye, wondering about who it was that encroached on their human trafficking business. The MD of the company wanted me killed. My friend, whom I was doing a favor by promising him a quote by the CEO of the company (it was technically his client) wanted me killed, fired and then shot. The bloody journalist was “not reachable” on his phone. 😀
This is the last time, I thought to myself, that I help out people outside my clientèle. I’ll stick to my own circle and face the music on my own, with the number of people baying for my blood reduced by half, well under the panic limit. 😀
Isn’t it fun! Balu, Rekha and Barath have tagged and all three are very very interesting tags. I wonder if I can do justice to them! Actually, this time, I’ll leave the tag open and I urge everyone to do these tags, because they’re really really intriguing! But I’m forcing Ruhi to do this tag!! 😀
Let me rack whatever little brains I’ve been blessed with and try to come up with absolutely stupid nice responses to them! Here goes…!
Eight things I am passionate about :
1. Mountain Dew!! Do the Dew!!
2. Chicken Biryani! (If anyone reading this is a PETA activist, then please read this as Vegetable Biryani!)
2. Hot tea early in the morning!!
4. Ahem Ahem…
5. Pink Floyd’s songs! We don’t need no education! 😀
6. My job!
7. Blogging! It’s a religion! 😀
8. All my 450 novels!! 😀
Eight things I want to do before I die:
1 – 7: Visit all the seven wonders of the world! 😀
8. Invent a potion that’ll make me immortal! 😀
Eight things I say often:
Unfortunately, I swear a lot! I know, it doesn’t sound like me, but sometimes, I get really mad at people around me and pejoratives just burst forth like a dam breaking. Since I don’t want WordPress to delete my blog for being obscene, I’ll refrain myself! 😀
Eight books I have read recently:
The Bourne Series, Life of PI, Inside Intuit, Tintin in Tibet, Tintin in America and currently, Tintin and the Red Sea Sharks! 😀
List 10 TV shows that made TV worth watching:
I’m a huuuuuge couch potato, and there’s not a single show that I’ve not seen. But, if I had to pick 10, then they’d have to be:
1. The Simpsons, who made my day! 😀
2. Home Improvement, where Tim Allen still cracks me up!
3. House MD, in which Hugh Laurie portrays my dream job!
4. The X-Files, which made me question my existence and made me look up to the heavens.
5. The Crystal Maze, which, till today, remains the best reality game show ever created!!!
6. Rugrats, which made me smile every night before I slept.
7. Bones, which aired recently on Fox, and got me hooked on to the idiot box.
8. Numbers, to which I was introduced by MN, and which gripped me hard! 😀
9. Mission Impossible, which was a series on which the popular movies were based. i like them better than the movies. 😀
10. Remington Steele, which made me fall in love with Pierce Brosnan’s acting!! 😀
(I like this one the best because this got me really thinking, something I don’t do often!)
I modified this one a bit, and here’s what I’d do in the next 9 minutes:
7.49 pm: I need a smoke! 😀
7.50 pm: I need a cold cold beer! 😀
7.51 pm: I want to fly away on Emirates Airlines to Dubai and live the life of a bedouin!
7.52 pm: I would much rather have a cup of tea than coffee, thanks! 🙂
7.53 pm: Stop blogging, you’re in office and you’ve got to work!!
7.54 pm: Damn, it’s almost 8 and I need to go home!
7.55 pm: I need a smoke! 🙂
7.56 pm: Tomorrow’s Saturday!! Yippee!!! 😀
7.57 pm: Someone call me, please! I’m bored! 😀
7.58 pm: Shit, I badly need a smoke! 😀
Told you it would be interesting! Go ahead, try it! 😀
2008 hasn’t been a very good year for me so far. In fact, it hasn’t been a good year for most of the people I’ve known – failed marriages, failed love lives, too many bad days at work and school, diets not working, falling down, accidents, losing clients, losing major contracts, losing jobs, cost-cuttings, fights at home, and so on… The list is endless. Most of the people I know can’t really explain what’s happening. Last year, it had been so good for these people, me included, and all of a sudden, fortunes change drastically. A close friend of mine lost close to fifty thousand rupees on the stock markets and another good friend of mine had a life-threatening accident. I almost had my brush with death when the plane I was traveling in, on my way to India from New York, experienced so much turbulence that the pilot announced that they had to make an emergency landing somewhere – freaked me out at that time, but the turbulence passed and I reached safely.
But on the whole, it hasn’t been a really good year.
Friends of mine have flunked their exams and whose who were waiting for job offers and marriage proposals were disappointed. Another friend of mine called Divya was so happy that she had finally found a guy to get married and she called me up, all hyper-excited! A week later, she told me the marriage was off as the guy decided to study further and rejected her. I was more heartbroken, not only for her, but it proved my theory of 2008 being a very very bad year for most people.
Now, I know why it is a bad year. I did some calculations and called up a few people who take this astrology thing seriously, and I have a passably corny theory, wrapped in some flimsy auspices of scientific fact. Here it is:
The Big Bang Theory states that once the universe stops expanding, it’ll start collapsing into itself. This phenomenon is termed the Big Crunch. Sometime in December last year, the Universe reached its limit of expansion, and just like an expanding balloon, it paused for an instant, stretched out to its tensile limit, and hung in an instant of timelessness. Everything stopped in that instant, including time. I don’t know if any of you have noticed that time seemed to be behaving strangely around November-December of 2007, but for me at least, it was so unnerving. I used to think that time seemed to be going slower than usual. Maybe it was because I had my exams at that time, but I don’t know. The clock never seemed to move ahead!
Now, in 2008, the Universe has begun the Crunch. Everything is moving in reverse – bad things are replacing good things everywhere in the world. Crime rate is up 11% in India alone! We are stuck in this lawless, reverse universe for a couple of billion years minimum.
I think we’d better start praying…
Disclaimer: The above theory has absolutely no scientific or astrological basis. It’s pure and utter nonsense, a brainchild of a bored and zombified mind. 😀