If I Were A Video Game…

I’d be called “Yo-yo: God Strikes Back!” The first release of the game would have included villains like “The Malevolent Nightmare from the Isolated Earth” and “Kitten-Obliterating Ravager of Yuckiness.” I’d be constantly on God Mode. Cheat codes would include, “Call Her Tomorrow”, “Don’t take her phone calls”, “Ditch every third girl”, “Men are pigs”,Continue reading “If I Were A Video Game…”