Daydreaming

One of the worst things that could happen to anyone in my position is this: the realization that your daydream will not be a reality. At least not immediately. You’re right up there among the stars, imagining how different your life will be and how you are going to spend the suitcase full of cashContinue reading “Daydreaming”

Autoscopy 2014

When we decided to make the road trip to Masinagudi, little did we realize that things could go this bad. In the time it takes to say the word “honeymoon,” things went from fantastic to horrible. Rani and I didn’t know each other when we got married last week. The first time we saw eachContinue reading “Autoscopy 2014”

My Pervert Uncles

There’s one in every family. There are two in mine. The first one is a 70-year old pervert. He’s my uncle on my Dad’s side of the family and has always had the ugly habit of addressing small (male) kids as, “Hi Miss!” and “How are you, Miss?” If that isn’t uncomfortable enough, he stillContinue reading “My Pervert Uncles”

Why Marriage Is A Bad idea

Relax, ladies. I’m not getting married anytime soon. I’m still single. I was having a very interesting conversation with my business partner the other day in KFC over Zingers, Fries, Coke and Mojitos. We discussed business for about twenty seconds and the remainder of our ‘meeting’ we spent in discussing the pros and cons ofContinue reading “Why Marriage Is A Bad idea”